Morale Is So Low I Had To Cure It By Drawing An Ancient MS Paint Fox Eevee Thing

This is Sam but he's lowk fucked up, malicious, evil even and he's crazy in the head

That specific sickly, weird, mottled green color that appears when two mirrors are reflecting each other into infinity is so fucking beautiful… I love you weird nasty green of the aether….

I may have missed out on asexuality day but I'm well ahead of time for Pride Month lol

aroace Satori!!!

He is so ugly ♥

Here's a little headcanon for everybody: the moment Sam was beamed up, he began to mutate. His brain kind of refused to acknowledge that so he was hallucinating himself as a normal human for the entire encounter out of the power of sheer denial. Being suspended in the void probably also helped with numbing his senses n shit.

Oh also since Sam was hallucinating himself as a human the entire time, the Visitor didn't really see human Sam. The entire time, it thought it was talking to a mini version of itself.

Also also Sam having mutated into a giant tree thing is the reason why the Visitor seems so small in the encounter in comparison to other depictions of it, as Sam was actually bigger than he knew. Not to say the Visitor is tiny in the encounter because that eyeball is big as fuck, but there's a significant difference between "the eyeball taking up the entire screen" and "the eyeball literally filling the entire fucking sky."

Oh woah hey there 🐱 I think that was a funny little accident just now. 🐱 You see I was just licking this plate of food left on the counter and you 🐱 pushed my face right out of the way. I think you just did not notice 🐱 my face was there so no worries, I’ll just go back to 🐱 OH you’ve pushed my face away again? Sorry I don’t mean to embarrass 🐱 you but I am in the middle of something here so I will simply just 🐱 You have pushed my face away again?????? 🐱🐱🐱

Oh I have to ask. In your Things That Crawl AU, what does Lyle think. I could see him having similar reactions to Hellen's. We know that even if it wasn't healthy, Lyle was the one who knew Sam the most, longer then anyone else, his constant stalking means he knew what Sam was like and they may have even actually worked together. I personally just can't see Lyle accepting this "New" Sam but I could be totally wrong, I'd love to here about Lyle in your au.

Oh yeah Lyle absolutely does not accept the new Sam

My first thought was that Lyle does what he always does when the going gets tough, and that's try to steal Sam's soul. I don't really like that idea though... cause either it works as both a cop-out and definitive answer to Sam's state of mind, or it doesn't and that's still an answer of some kind, which I don't want.

The alternative is really dependent on the extent of the powers I wanna give Visitor!Sam(? Idk if this is what I wanna call it but we're going with it for now) and how fucked up I want that to go.

POV: The benevolent god has an audio processing disorder and no idea what a human looks like

boing boing boing

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