hi, your local filipino here, and i’m here to list down a few frequently used curse words so y’all don’t have to use shitty google translate and so y’all can finally make your character curse without the fear of using the wrong mura (curse word) sorry mom
1. gago (asshole) -gago ka! (you’re an asshole) 2. puta (bitch) -i know this is technically spanish but meh, we still use it anyways -we mostly use it as an exclamation 3. putangina (son of a bitch) -directly translates to something like “your mom’s a bitch” -same with puta, we use it as a stand alone curse word. 4. tangina -basically a shortened version of #3 5. puke/pepe (pussy/vagina) -how to pronounce 101: its not pronounced as puke (vomit) its poo-ke and pe-pe not like the dead meme, but its mounted with harder e’s 6. titi (penis) -i think this is self explanatory 7. tae (shit) -this can also be used as piece of shit -pronounced ta-e (harden those e’s) 8. bobo (stupid) -this is just a really degrading word it’s very insulting. -tanga is the nicer version but still v bad.
you can combine some of these to make some REALLY bad curse words: 1) puke ng ina mo (your mother’s vagina) 2) putanginang gago (it just upgraded the word gago. its like saying “fucking motherfucker”
pronouns 101
ako = i ka = you are/you’re mo = you are/you’re kayo = you all (second person) sila = they are/they’re (plural) siya = gender neutral term (singular; third person)
sentence construction: “maganda ako” or “ako ay maganda” = i am beautiful “maganda ka” = you are beautiful “kaganda mo” = you are beautiful “maganda ang aso mo” or “kaganda ng aso mo” = your dog is beautiful “maganda kayo” or “ maganda kayong lahat” = you all are beautiful “maganda sila” = they’re beautiful “maganda siya” = they’re beautiful
ESFJ: that social butterfly bitch that doesn’t understand anything ever without asking twelve clarifying questions before you can explain shit, like i was gonna explain that obvious feature of your new iphone in four seconds chris, how about you chill and stop acting like IM the weird one
ISFJ: that boring nice bitch who has probably never had a unique individual thought in their life. they’re like, solely reactionary beings, the true wobbuffets of real life.
ESFP: that crazy bitch whose super weird but everybody likes because theyre just weird enough to be likable but never hangs out with you consistently because theyre too involved with theatre or ecstasy or some shit idk
ISFP: that sarcastic bitch whose somehow still obsessed with fandoms and superwholock and probably owns a horse back home or something
ENFJ: that starry eyed bitch who loves everybody and wants to save the world or some shit, idk, my eyes glazed over a quarter way through your monologue; besides, it all just pans out to you feeling bad about yourself because you can’t live up to the impossible standards you set for yourself anyways so am i really missing anything???
INFJ: that passive aggressive bitch whos always gotta remind you that they’re the most rare mbti type, and act all ethereal and distant and shit when we all know ur a dime a dozen on a college campus anyways
ENFP: that emotionally dead bitch who convinces everybody that theyre not because theyre so enthusiastic and tells you their whole life story the first time you meet them to cause shock and awe but also to get you lowkey emotionally attached
INFP: that sensitive bitch who wants to be a writer or an artist or something but is too obsessed with memes to get very far
ESTJ: that polysci bitch who runs for class president when everybody knows damn well you don’t do any real anything on campus and the dean regards you with as much contempt as i do
ISTJ: that awkward bitch who knows they’re not that fun so they try really hard to put themselves out there and just makes it awkward and weird for the whole party
ESTP: that loud bitch who gotta be the center of attention all the time and everybody likes for some reason
ISTP: that angry bitch whose a wannabe sociopath and always telling you how much they hate people and want to murder people for, like, literally no reason like calm down edgelord tom.
ENTJ: that problematic bitch who starts shit right at the end of class because success and proving that they know shit is the only thing that makes them feel anything anymore
INTJ: that condescending sarcastic ass bitch that rolls their eyes whenever somebody raises their hand and is probably one dumb question away from bringing a gun to school
ENTP: that annoying bitch who starts arguments in class with everybody because they think its fun or wanna prove they know useless knowledge or logic or some shit idk stanley and idc just stop arguing with the professor its psych 101 and i want to go home
INTP: that quiet bitch who spends the whole party looking around in the corner and asking their friend if they can leave yet and only talks during class to explain something semi useless and tangental to the topic at hand
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