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BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

Imagine saying some of the most horrifying and confusing things the dwarves have ever heard

You: *looking at a ferret for sale in the market, sleep in the most ferret way possible* bones are a suggestion.

Thorin: Mahal, never heard that before

You: *watching a cat in the bar, chase flies* he craves the sky raisins

Bilbo: *snorts and has beer come out his nose*

You: *happily cooing about Thorin as he sleeps* he’s so cute when he’s breathing.

Kili: *glances over at Dwalin and mouths* what the fuck?

Dwalin: *mouths back* they’re weird and apparently like Thorin.

You: life is a slow agonizing march to death.

Ballin: *has an existential crisis start because of you*

You: *setting a bunch of leaves on fire* and the world shall be consumed in the fire of my will, and it shall kneel before me.

Bofur: kid, you can be kind of scary sometimes

You: *looks him in the eyes and softly sings* I’m a little tea pot short and stout

Bofur: alright then

You: *knocks a wine goblet off the table* fuck the police!

Dwalin: *slightly offended*

iida looks like he gives the best hugs! have a lot of hugs!!!

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I... am... Hurt

Natasha: (relaxing in Valhalla)

*AC/DC can be heard in the distance*

Natasha: (looks around in confusion)

From behind her: “….Agent Romanoff, you miss me?”

Natasha:

Probably one of the funniest moments in bnha 😭

Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister

Imagine giving Thorin and Bilbo a hit off your joint

Kili: something smells

You: *sniffs* I know what that is, it’s my weed *pulls out the tin you keep your stache in and opens it*

Bilbo: that is some pungent pipeweed

You: wanna try some?

Bilbo: sure why not

You: anyone else want some?

Thorin: I’m bored so I’ll have some

You: alright then *lights up the joint and takes a puff to get it going before passing it to Bilbo*

Bilbo: I just take a puff?

You: *nods your head* start off with one and then work your way up to a second if the first didn’t do much*

Bilbo: *takes a drag before handing it to Thorin*

Thorin: *takes a puff and proceeds to cough like an amateur* that is some skunky stuff.

Bilbo: I don’t feel anything.

You: give it time. *finishes off the joint in a few puffs*

*half and hour later*

Bilbo: *lying on the floor, drool coming out the side of his mouth and just staring wide eyed at the ceiling*

Thorin: *slumped over on the couch* why do the back of my eyes hurt?

You: it causes rapid eye movements

Thorin: I’m super hungry

You: and the munchies

Thorin: I’m going to go see if there is anything left to eat *gets up and steps over Bilbo*

Bilbo: *grabs onto Thorin’s ankle*

Thorin: *drags Bilbo with him*

Dwalin: how come you are unaffected by the pipeweed?

You: I’m used to it.

Bilbo: *starts cackling for no reason in the other room*

Kili: *enters the room* why is uncle just sitting in the pantry eating a whole onion?

You: munchies man, munchies. He’s lucky y'all cleaned most of the pantry out already or the two of them would, I know I’ve done that before.

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Marvel

Bucky Barnes

Steve Rogers 

Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes

Bucky Barnes/Natasha Romanoff

Natasha Romanoff 

Tony Stark 

Bruce Banner

Wanda Maximoff 

Clint Barton 

Clint Barton/Natasha Romanoff

Thor Odinson

Peter Parker

Avengers

Sebastian Stan

Chris Evans 

Avengers Cast

Gamora

Nebula

Valkyrie

Supernatural

Dean Winchester 

Sam Winchester

Sam/Dean Winchester

Bobby Singer

Dc Comics

Harley Quinn

Cross Overs

Dc/Marvel

Marvel/Supernatural

The Arcana Game

Julian Devorak

Nadia Satrinava

Voltron Legendary Defender

Keith/Lance

Boku No Hero Academia

Todoroki

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