Reblogs Appreciated

Nearly 20 years later and I still can't wrap my head around the fact that this was an actual Spongebob scene.

Best song I’ve heard all year

can someone check on the second guy

literally heartbreaking. see that crack.. he just BROKE his pussy.

pov you are a casual passer by in nbc hannibal. apologies, this concert is cancelled due to a human violin being found on our stage, please contact the box office for refunds. no dog walking on this beach due to human totem pole and assorted loose body parts. no parking : human tree. court is adjourned for the week as the judge has recently been murdered and displayed from the ceiling. no horse riding today : man in horse. museum closed : human head found on skeleton. we are sorry but we are not open for tourists today due to a human origami heart being discovered in this church. private painting viewings forbidden from now on : priceless artwork has been eaten.

i have to believe somewhere, someone is trying a taco for the first time. someone is taking their first shower. someone is coming home to a new puppy.

i have to believe that this winter, someone new to snow will pull out a 5 dollar plastic sled and throw themselves down a hill, just to try it.

i think i'm probably lucky to be familiar with sunrises. i live in an area where the lightning bugs dance in their cocktail hours. i take chickadees for granted.

today i saw a tree that had changed to fall colors, and my first reaction was to grimace. i love autumn, but i hate the cold. i don't want it to be winter yet.

but how lucky, to live in a place where the leaves do change color - so bright and vibrant that people make treks from around the world just to look at what i grew-up-with. my mom's friend was a teacher in florida. she used to ask us to mail her an assortment of leaves, just to show her children - to prove to them yes, they really do turn yellow and orange and red.

last year i finally tried pumpkin spice for the first time. someone this year will find a new favorite knitting pattern. someone's favorite band will drop a new album. artists will make things we haven't yet imagined. there will be chalk drawings and magnet poetry and karaoke and recipes and laughing.

it is easy to forget. this was all new to me, once. and when it was - well, it was just all so easy to love.

my thoughts on noses and heads and eyes and more noses

why did you even do that asshole

every once in a while I remember that hannibal lecter would show up at crimes he committed and be like “girl WHO did that???”

hannibal is such a fuckin ridiculous n dumb show. all these cops n FBI agents are running around the tri-state area tryna catch this HORRIBLE serial killer, like this guys mutilating ppl n mounting them on the antlers of mounted deer heads, the guy is HELPING OTHER MURDERERS GET AWAY WITH THEIR OWN CRIMES, and FINALLY, one agent, one MEASLY little q tip of a cop who, while arguably being the most unfit person for the job, finds out who he is. whats that one gay ass wet noodle of a man do? falls in love with him n runs away to italy with him. like u cant fuckin make this shit up