What They Dont Tell You About Growing Up As A Very Lonely Little Girl Is That You Grow Up And Still A

Not to be a Frankenstein apologist but if it were a choice between actually writing my essays for my degree and creating life in an act of hubris against God frankly my procrastination skills are incredibly powerful

anyone who's more of a hater than me is a mentally disturbed freak who deserves to be put down and anyone who's less of a hater than me is a naive moron who will be eaten alive by the wolves. anyone who's as much of a hater as me is my lover

maybe i'm just a grumpy english major but i feel like a lot of the "lol people think shakespeare is pretentious but actually his plays are just dick jokes and swordfighting" posting can verge into "lol what if the curtains are just blue" territory. yes shakespeare plays are full of those things AND they are also profound and complex and thematically rich. people spend their careers analyzing them for a reason, actually. it's not just dick jokes all the way down. and sometimes people spend their careers analyzing the dick jokes. stop trying to pick one side of the dichotomy between high and low culture. it's both. it can be both.

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This summer will be about reading 7298 books, working out, making memories dipped in honey, traveling, soaking in sunshine, drinking 3 liters of water a day, aggressively practicing hobbies, learning multiple languages, volunteering towards causes that I identify with, staying out the loop, reconnecting with family, and unlearning internalized shame

where am i gonna get academic validation after i’m done with school

no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".

i don’t want a job i want to read good books and drink good coffee and get kissed on the neck

Sylvia Plath boy🤝Franz Kafka girl