opalpal-moon - straight ballin yet cannot stand
straight ballin yet cannot stand

whis, where is my drawing table,t i need money (currently cannot even do commusions if iw anted to oh well) it/they/she | ΘΔ |

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Latest Posts by opalpal-moon - Page 4

1 year ago
Tweet To Original Artist
Tweet To Original Artist

tweet to original artist

1 year ago
A Wikipedia Poem On Software Entropy
A Wikipedia Poem On Software Entropy
A Wikipedia Poem On Software Entropy

a wikipedia poem on software entropy

1 year ago

i was going to talk about how this is kinda a L on your end but i also remembered that i usually just, am way too fuckign autistic about playing these sort of games in the hardest dificulty possible with mods to make it equal parts mroe fair and horrifyingly difficult, and play it enough to where i find it easy, all i wish for you is best of luck, for my autism cannot guide you

Wow! i really liked New Vegas hardcore mode i can't wait to play Fallout 4 Survival Mode!

Wow! I Really Liked New Vegas Hardcore Mode I Can't Wait To Play Fallout 4 Survival Mode!
1 year ago

#oubbe :3

opalpal-moon - straight ballin yet cannot stand
1 year ago

the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

1 year ago

Marcille: "Uhhh . . . I'm so hungry . . ."

Laios: "We should have waited until we were at the end of this maze to kill and eat the minotaur. Senshi, what do we have left?"

Senshi: "We're good on water due to that aquifer leaking into the maze, but otherwise all we have left is my spices and this unopened bottle of benadryl."

Laios: "Hmm . . ."

Marcille: "Laois, look at me. Benadryl isn't food."

Laios: "I know that, but what if we were to kill and eat the Hat Man?"

Chilchuck: "WHAT?"

Senshi: "What's the Hat Man?"

Marcille: *sighs* "It's a shared hallucination, generally induced by certain kinds of drug intake. Some mages have tried to study if it's real but were unable to prove that it stayed tangible or present after they sobered up."

Senshi: "So that benadryl would lure the Hat Man to us, and give us a chance to fight it? That will be tough. Sounds like we will have to kill, cook and eat it all before the medicine wears off if it will lose tangibility otherwise."

Laois: "That's it! If we need only one or two of us to kill the Hat Man, then the rest can be dosed up only right before the meal is done cooking."

Senshi: "There's one problem with that. Dwarves are basically immune to any tallmen drug that isn't prescription strength. I'll need half the bottle just to have enough time to eat the meal. Chilchuck, you'll be able to use it the most efficiently because of how little you weigh. I can make sure that the fire is ready, but you'll have to fight the Hat Man alone and dose Marcille afterwards to help you with the cooking prep. Laios and I shouldn't risk taking more than needed just to eat."

Chilchuck: "ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THE HAT MAN IS REAL! And I don't do the fighting in this group! There's NO WAY that-"

Narrator: And so with their plan formulated, Chilchuck took a heavy dose of benadryl and prepared to fight the Hat Man in single combat.

1 year ago
Death Without Dignity

death without dignity

1 year ago
How Dare You Be In My Notifications

how dare you be in my notifications

i be what i want, above that i be the mold in your walls

1 year ago

why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

you a bitch

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1 year ago

This kid is very agile.

1 year ago
Throw Back To That Time I Was Really Really So Stupid In Assassin's Creed Valhalla
Throw Back To That Time I Was Really Really So Stupid In Assassin's Creed Valhalla

Throw back to that time I was really really so stupid in Assassin's Creed Valhalla

1 year ago
✨ms Paint Story Telling✨ I Am Beautiful!!
✨ms Paint Story Telling✨ I Am Beautiful!!
✨ms Paint Story Telling✨ I Am Beautiful!!

✨ms paint story telling✨ I am beautiful!!

1 year ago

It's important to drink a lot of fluids when you're sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.

1 year ago

medieval peasant: I see... so, it is the case that there are many paintings within this magical book? it is not so strange after all.

me, trying to show him tumblr to scare him: I was kind of hoping this would be a bit more confusing to you

peasant, suddenly pointing at the screen: hark! cynocephali

1 year ago

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, this needs to be dragged out to a wider audience.

Right, Considering The Current State Of Corporate Politics On This Site, And That It Seems That Only

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

Edit: Changed the wording of the post and decided to put in a reminder that this extends to refusing to believe in bogus call-out posts for frankly minuscule thinks such as being horny or kinky, especially if the target is presenting in an ‘unconventional’ manner, (therians, etc.) this double standard where it is seen as ‘degenerate’ for transfemmes to merely exist in certain spaces, yet everyone else is fine to do so is disgusting and part of the reason for the backlash.

PUTTING TERFS DNI IS NOT THE BE ALL AND END ALL, YOU GENUINELY HAVE TO PUT YOUR MORALS OF BEING RESPECTFUL INTO PRACTICE.

1 year ago
1 year ago
Lets Frollick Like The Chernobyl Radioactive Dogs Okay?
Lets Frollick Like The Chernobyl Radioactive Dogs Okay?

lets frollick like the chernobyl radioactive dogs Okay?

1 year ago
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1 year ago
A portrait of Clover

Can you tell I was inspired by Disco Elysium?

1 year ago
Of Course It Goes Without Saying That I Am Hopelessly Dependent On The Ingot
Of Course It Goes Without Saying That I Am Hopelessly Dependent On The Ingot

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

1 year ago
POPEYE?!?!??

POPEYE?!?!??

1 year ago
Wh……….

wh……….

1 year ago

exclusive work in progressss

1 year ago
Mrs Bloodborne Chewed Me Up And Spat Me Out For Like A Month

mrs bloodborne chewed me up and spat me out for like a month

1 year ago

hoe

yo mama

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