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medieval peasant: I see... so, it is the case that there are many paintings within this magical book? it is not so strange after all.

me, trying to show him tumblr to scare him: I was kind of hoping this would be a bit more confusing to you

peasant, suddenly pointing at the screen: hark! cynocephali

Wizards (1977)

"YOU HUNTED" IS A "BLOODBORNE" LORE EXPLAINER!!!

IT IS:

FREE TO DOWNLOAD! the link above is a .pdf from my personal website

A WORK IN PROGRESS!

AIMED AT BOTH THE HARDCORE FAN AND THE FANDOM RUBBERNECKER! i explain everything in insane detail!

EXHAUSTIVE! currently sitting at 123 pages and over 33k words before we have even hit the events of the game. i have a lot to say

NEW IN THIS EDITION:

AN APPENDIX! starting with unbelievably indepth breakdowns of every caryll rune in the game.

CHAPTERS! (the table of contents within the document is still unfinished due to the nature of libreoffice, but any .pdf reader should be able to figure it out)

UPDATED GLOSSARY!

MORE IMAGES! BETTER QUALITY!

CROSS-REFERENCES!!!!!!!!!

EVEN MORE CITATIONS DONE BETTER!!

ALL LINKS UPDATED TO POINT TO BLOODBORNE-WIKI INSTEAD OF FANDOM

PAGE LAYOUT ADJUSTMENTS

EVEN MORE REFINEMENT OF THE PREVIOUSLY RELEASED CHAPTERS!

i never know how to explain this thing to people. i am writing the world's most insane treatise on this game, which is a bold claim considering the stiff competition and its hard to be like "people are missing the NUANCE of this DEEP VIDEO GAME" without sounding like a total moron or a lunatic. but, i have very strong strength in my insane convictions, such as "there is objectively more than one rom" and "logarius was the royal executioner in more ways than one"

thinking about how if the Greater Will decides you have what it takes to become a proper god it'll just. straight up Assign an anthro wolf to you, supposedly just to keep you in line and make sure they have a way to kill you if you look like you're gonna betray them, but you also just... have a buff wolf guy in your life now. Marika and Ranni both just straight up grew up with wolf brothers. there isn't really a point to this other than I think it's really funny that the Greater Will's solution to "what if the new Empyrean we've chosen betrays us instead of following our will?" is just

curse of mold

AUGH NOY AGAIN

finding places like these >>

ya know, mohg is a bitch, but i can agree with his fascination with blood, blood is uh- uh, really fuckling good

“Wait if I sheath my sword will he not attac-DID THIS TWINK JUST SLAP ME?!”