I Am, Too Horny And Kinky Of A Bitch To Be Allowed To Have A Fucking Social Media Account, Like Good

Deranged transfem here. Im planning on making a custom virtual assistant, think siri/cortana, but it doesnt steal your data. Gonna give it my deadname and voice, so I can torture my parents by trapping their son's soul in my phone, and if they deadname me he reaponds so I can just pretend theyre not talking to me.

I love him your honor. (coming next shop update).

me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts

listen i love these two being besties as much as anyone, but i'd like to also propose the possibly funnier alternative in which the noise Did Not Know about fake peppino before, and is very perturbed at this guy who suddenly isn't nearly as easy or fun to torment.

bonus:

would you kiss him?

Dog and sheep doodle

Good night to all my fellow comrades

On a quick note, i really should stop picking at my skin, and so should you