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Sherlock: You’ve got that face on again.

Y/N: What face?

Sherlock: The “He’s hot when he’s clever” face.

Y/N: This is my normal face.

Sherlock: Yes it is.

Y/N: Oh, shut up.

Sherlock: Not a chance.

no i really think we should do another mishapocalypse. it’s our hail mary. the only thing left that could restore balance to the world. we need to come full circle.

is anyone else bi or is it just me and that guy from supernatural

i’m sorry. WHAT.

god I’m so high but I hope this makes sense. I think more people need to realize there is not a Sherlock Holmes. There are many Sherlock Holmeses. And I don’t mean the different adaptations. I mean that every time a kid picks up a book or a grown adult rediscovers the stories, a new Holmes is born. And every person has their own flawed yet invincible hero that lives in our heads and helps us with life’s little mysteries. There is not a Sherlock Holmes; there’s your Sherlock Holmes

So in my friend group we use knee touching as a sign of romantic affection (as a joke)

Just saying...

this happens everyday it's so annoying 😭

The most annoying thing with ADHD impulsiveness is when you finally have motivation to do something and then it turns out you can't.

Like, I just went "I'M GONNA MAKE SOME FUCKING MUFFINS" and I was preheating the oven and then WHOOPS I'm out of vegetable oil.

I can run to the store or have it delivered, but both of those are likely to take so long that by the time I get my veggie oil, I'll have lost the motivation to bake.