“B-bro…”

What should your Halloween costume be?

do you ever realize that your followers aren’t just a number

they’re real people with jobs and pets and possibly an annoying neighbor

like

you have real people who like you

wow

“Some brother you turned out to be.”

another comic collab between me and natayaz !! she came up with this brilliant idea and did the lines while i did the sketch and coloring :)

all single pictures under the cut~

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can i just say that this was the cuteist thing i  ever saw omg look at them 

my sons i’m so proud of both of you cheering each other up -sniff-they grow up so fast 

i did not make this all rights go to this awesome person 

 go show them some love -http://zarla.deviantart.com/

the gif -http://www.deviantart.com/art/Skelesnugs-GIF-569826859

TFW girlfriends

i want them to hang out………….

those mutual follows where you’ve never spoken but you quietly reblog things from each other every now and then

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

Imagine Grunkle Stan secretly loving Kanye West

Oh yeah?  Well Stan hasn’t been able to pick on his nerdy twin bro in more than 30 years.  Watch your back, Ford. >:3