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Travis is suffering.

I’m working earlier and this guy comes in and seems anxious. We usually wait until people need help to ask, but he comes over and tells me, “I’m cosplaying Bowser and need spiked wristbands.” I immediately start heading towards the jewelry / accessories and try to strike up some friendly conversation

 I respond, “Ah, cool. You doing NonCon at all?” remembering that our local convention is this coming weekend.

He looks at me super seriously and replies, “no, my friends and I are going go-karting downstairs and we’re all dressed up as Mario Kart characters.”

Retail, although very rarely, has its perks.

things I'm good at

- going to bed at a normal time and staying awake for 3 more hours - replaying scenes of past events in my head and overthinking them - buying even more books although I have a huge stack of unread ones - procrastinating. everything.

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

Holy SHIT guys I commissioned Kevan Brighting to say some comforting things as the narrator and it’s giving me LIFE. He did such an incredible job. Please give this a listen. AAAAAAAAAA

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   ↳ Emoji spell: Becoming close to someone again.

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If you’re reading this, good luck will befall you and you will receive some good news within a week’s time.

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Emoji spell to end a bout of stagnancy and encourage growth and progress in your life.

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🕊Emoji Protection Spell🕊

❌Keep all bigotry at bay❌ 🚫May hateful eyes look away🚫

❤️May love speak louder, today❤️ ✂️May homophobia stay away 📌

🕯May acceptance light our way🕯 🚷May racists live in shame🎯

🕵May sexists be put on display👠 💋Make them known, make them pay💄

👹May those who stigmatize💩 👀Feel watched by knowing eyes👺

🙊May transphobes be silent👂 💯May us witches remain resilient🔥

🕸May bigots be exposed and caught🕸 🕷May us witches feel strong and fear not🕷

(I purposely used a lot of red to enhance the power of this protection spell)

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