Some More Top Gun But MLP Because It Was State Tests Last Week And I Had Nothing Better To Do- Had Literally

Top Gun Silliness

New favorite Mav pic just dropped

Slider: Ice we gotta go man we're next up.

Iceman: Right *pecks Maverick on the lips* I love you.

Maverick: *finger guns*

Iceman:

Iceman & Slider: *rush off*

Maverick:

Maverick:

Maverick:

Maverick:

Maverick: Did Ice just tell me he loved me for the first time?

Goose: Yeah, he did.

Maverick: And did I just do finger guns back?

Goose: Yeah, you did.

Maverick: *groans* Fuck me.

****Meanwhile****

Iceman: I just told Mav I loved him for the first time.

Slider: That you did.

Iceman: He did finger guns back...

Slider: That he did.

Iceman: Why do I love him?

Slider: You find him endearing for some reason. I won't even kind of pretend to understand it man.

Fanboy: Are you guys bringing anything to the party? Payback: Yeah, an empty stomach. Hangman: My sparkling personality. Phoenix: A flagrant disregard for common decency. Bob: Bob: Chips.

Mav: You can return this it’s what I was gonna wear on our shore leave

Ice: There’s nothing in here other than your dog tags.

Mav:

Mav: Suffer

ok I know you said Nik is a husky but consider: Caucasian shepherd dog Nik. Protective, absolutely bloody massive, insanely hairy, potentially really dangerous (due to their size)

Your brain. It is galaxy-sized. Behold, Nikolai, the Caucasian Shepherd.

*Марш защи́тников Москвы́ plays in the background*

Maverick and Goose:

Slider: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.

Mav: *sulks in the corner for the rest of the preflight*

Top Gun - Incorrect Quote 276

Hangman: Yeah wine is cool and all, but have you ever been someone's first choice?

Maverick: *Remembers that Ice choose Sarah and not him* No...

Hangman: *Rooster left him for someone else* Me neither. Pass the bottle.