Billy: " You Cant Adopt Me! Im Already Over 50!!!! You Cant Adopt Me Even If Im A- Even If I Look Like

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magical girl kdj.. does this mean anything

yes. that. anyway,

smash or pass ^^

[revives this account] hey do you want to do a smash or pass survey .. on sumeru characters .... but im a bit biased tho fair warning ⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚

https://forms.gle/xuVimw6ZKuYQrMbK7

oh captain what has zeus done to you

A very powerful villain has attacked Earth. It took a very powerful spell.

Marvel: I have an idea how to defeat him with one spell. But I'll need time to cast it.

Superman: Do what you have to do. I'll buy us time.

Solomon: Billy, no.

Zeus: Billy, yes.

Marvel straightens up and starts dancing. Smooth movements of the pelvis and waist, and don't forget to play with breasts.

Marvel: Thunder, bring her through the wringer. Show her I'm the judgment call. The one who makes her kingdom fall.

Zeus: Oh yeah!

The others: I don't want to look at this disgrace.

Marvel: Lightning, wield her, use and yield her, show her what she can't conceal for true nature will be revealed!!

The mother of all lightning falls on the villain, instantly turning him to ash. Everyone looks at Marvel. Captain looked at everyone awkwardly, clasping his fingers and looking like a beaten puppy.

cat boy dokja

newly recruited to jl captain marvel just. sitting in his seat in the middle of a justice league meeting and suddenly realizing

'oh jee wilkers. im pretty sure i've(the previous champions) met/married most of these guys' parents/great-great-great-great-greatx10 grandparents. woops'

and hes squinting his eyes trying to play guess who in his head about which relative he's met and or maybe started a relationship with years and years and years ago and is going 'ter-el, hippolyta, yada yada' before his eyes lands on batman and he blinks a few times. and then a few other more times and is like

'??? wait a darn minute is that- holy moly- patrick?? no,, im pretty sure hes dead... is he? might go visit him soon,, uhh. thomas..?? hnn, im pretty sure hes like a baby. but its like the 2000s now right? ehh. maybe dead. probably dead actually- bruce maybe? ... huh. yeah that could work, wait wasn't i thinking about grandparents?'

and then immediately gets distracted into another train of thought. not entirely forgetting, but not really intending his thoughts to go out to the public either. so when its like. years since that thought has popped into his mind. and batman reveals to his identity, captains like

cm; " oh, so i was right in you being bruce wayne! " (recently remembered that train of thought years ago) (never shared that thought to anyone. at all. this just comes out of nowhere just after b-man reveals his identity) and like

batman; " ?? "

jl; " ??? "

My collection of Billy batson and mini-marvel. In paper bcs im lazy

HELLO??? GUYS LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT MY BOOK STORE OH MH GOF I FIDNT KNOW THEY HAD SHAZAM HERE

I WOULD BUY THEM BUT ITD SO EXPENSIVE HERE💔💔💔💔could only buy like two comics and those were RM175 altogether we're so baked🥀

zeus voice thats my streamer captain marvel (TRANSCRIPTS BELOW THE CUT!)

bonus: they stay with him while he’s billy

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