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My experience with queer media lately:

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

(Not so) Daily Drawing 2025 day 90-91

I CANNOT be the first to draw this with them but I am surprised I haven't seen anyone else do it yet

taski maiden my beloved

Behind every evil gay person there's a more evil, gayer person

Did I finish this painting or did this painting finish me? I spent wayyy too much time on this and I'm scared of overworking it so this is where I'll leave it at

Had a running bit for the first few months of living in my current house where I would do the Bigfoot pose every time my housemates walked into the room. Apparently I’m not particularly good at the bigfoot pose.

(Had the draft for this sitting in my WIPs folder for many moons, like an absurd amount of moons. Anyways, I finally finished it.)

why does every queer turn into a redpilled anti-woke far-right comedian fan the moment you tell them they're intersexist like 'stop inventing new terms 🤡🤡 why is everything a slur now 🤡🤡🤡 that one friend that's too woke 🤡🤡' like it's actually surreal how often it happens. i desperately want to know what makes them think that shits okay.

old old old old drawing that I found

there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

It's so over (got stranded on Mars) we're so back (I can grow food here) it's so over (we left a guy on Mars) we're so back (we've established communication) it's so over (the airlock exploded and the crops froze) we're so back (we've cut down the launch window for a resupply) it's so over (the probe exploded) we're so back (the space program in China has been working on their own probe that can launch in the correct window to get him supplies) it's so over (we didn't tell the hermes crew about a separate possible mission) we're so back (the hermes crew committed mutiny and are now on the way to save Watney) it's so over (we have to remove the front of his spacecraft to get him into space) we're so back (we can cover the hole with a tarp) it's so over (the tarp ripped off during launch and the distance between the hermes and the mav is too wide) we're so back (we can use remaining thruster fuel to course correct) it's so over (if we do this we'll be going too fast) we're so back (we can build a bomb and blow up part of the station to slow us down) it's so over (there's still too much distance between the Hermes and Watney) we're so back (he poked a hole in his suit and flew to us like iron man)

measuring out 100g of pasta (0.0000010543 football fields for my american audience) feels like I'm precisely and scientifically trying to break a camels back

pure love

jesus no

Today I met happiness

if this 5000 year old tree isn’t too old to realize that its trans neither are you

LIKE WHAT DOES THIS MEAN. ITS KILLING ME NOT LISTENING TO IT 😭

The Magnus Protocol, episode 37

Re-listening to the entirety of TMA right now and I refuse to listen to any new TMAGP episodes until I’m done and it’s starting to kill me. What do you mean Melanie and Georgie are back in the same episode?? What do you mean they mention Jon?? Are they back in the original TMA world? Is Melanie in TMAGPs world? Currently on episode 147 and I’m binge-listening my best to try to finish before they release this weeks episode cause I don’t know if I can keep this up 😭

Mutual 1: guys we should all be listening to this Czech Electro-ska band that released a single album of seven songs in 1995

Mutual 2: here's 7000 words on french socks 1886-1891

Mutual 3: I think I hauve covid

Mutual 4: obsessed with War and Peace currently literally incapable of thinking about anything else

outcast of the village

daddy long legs

This is the funniest headline because they used his name like we all know him😭

My first proper TMAGP art and its on the day Season 2 airs hxbdbd

They make me physically ill I'm going insane

Call JonMartin a situationship the way they always in a Situation

Go forth, my Jonathan Sims themed ENA