This Is Going To Be How I Come Out To My Parents I Swear To God

*remembers*

*gets sick to my stomach*

you can harvest anything if you try hard enough

THEYRE GONNA BAN RED 40 SHITTTT NOT MY RED 40 FACTORIES IN CENTRAL AMERICA

but then i realized

since trumpy dumpy is defunding the FDA, it literally doesn't fucking matter cause i can js rename it red 41 and who's gon know

i'll js use the same things

EXCEPT

i'll get dopamine straight from the brains of ugandan children and put it in the red 41 (i'll give them like 2 bucks dw they can buy a sodapop after or smth if they live)

so then it'll be even better

cause like straight up dopamine

And they were business partners.

WHERE

guys where’s that one tumblr post that goes like damn I hate being trans or something and then Gabriel ultrakill shows up and is like.. I’m trans too.. and then we skip into the sunset togehter can someone find that post for me

the trans phighters

they should invent a day where you just lay in bed and don't have to do anything else at all

i like him.. hes pretrtry

idk if i need him or need to be him

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.