“Santa is kind of an asshole; he works one day a year and spends the rest of it judging you”
— http://ifttt.com/missing_link?1545625642
“if you have a bit of stress then you can use this, but if you have a lot of stress use this one”
Nurse, I need you to go into the on-call room and gently wake another resident. The reception in that room is terrible.
Crackbacks are works of art.
Yup.