Doc Roe Really Be Sliding Into Other Peoples’ Foxholes Without Knocking Like : “what’s Good, Y’all

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Liebgott : I could kill you if I wanted to , Webster

Webster : Yeah? So could another human being.

Liebgott :

Webster : So could a dog.

Liebgott :

Webster : So could a dedicated duck.

Liebgott :

Webster : You aren’t special , Liebgott.

doc roe’s medic band

Speirs: Lip stop worrying about it! I'm fine. It was just a splinter.

Lipton: You were IMPALED!

Speirs: It was a large splinter.

gene: speaks french

babe, crying: how do you do that with your mouth

Can forget about my smol boi Perconte

Randleman: Anybody under 5’9” can’t talk about fighting someone. Like, what are you gonna do? Head-butt someone in the nipples?

Perconte: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.

“Do you ever feel… like an orange peel… in the ocean… wanting to die.”

– George Luz, probably

Ron spends small fortune on his hair and it's always perfect, that's how everyone knows not to touch it. The real reason why Ron doesn't want anyone to touch his hair is because his scalp is very sensitive and one small tug or even caress can make him melt and turn into purring fluffy kitten.

Important Safety Warning: There is a very real and distinct limit to the amount of head scratches Speirs will allow before he stabs you. It is best to assume that he operates at the two preferred rubs on the tummy like a cat. Any more and death is waiting for you.

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