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Band Of Brothers Modern AU Headcanons

(No one asked for this, but you know what? I’m still gonna do it.)

The guys all live in the same apartment building.

Dick doesnt understand 99.9% of pop culture. You could probably show him a thirty minute PowerPoint about what “ok boomer” means and he still wouldn’t understand.

Dick listens to old country music and Nix absolutely hates it.

Nix works at the local animal shelter and wants to bring a dog home almost every day, but Dick always tells him that the two dogs they have are enough.

Liebgott listens to Indie music.

He’s also the bass guitarist in a band called The Flashbacks.

The Flashbacks mostly cover songs by The White Stripes, Pixies, Metric, Arctic Monkeys, and occasionally Cavetown, but they do perform a few songs that Liebgott has written, including one dedicated to Webster.

Guarnere plays the drums in The Flashbacks.

Webster writes poetry and everyone claims to hate it. (Spoiler alert: they don’t.)

Webster is Instagram famous. (He mostly posts aesthetic photos he’s taken or little bits of his poetry.)

Luz is a huge fan of all kinds of ghosts, demons, and cryptids, but his favorite would have to be Mothman. He even went to West Virginia to look for him once, but ended up not seeing him.

Luz knows all of the lyrics to Take On Me and Tainted Love and sings them when he gets bored. Sometimes he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it.

Toye has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and used to go boxing with Guarnere every Saturday before they got in a car crash.

Eugene can sing and play piano. Like... Really well.

Eugene has a banana ball python named Peaches.

Babe used to paint a lot when he was a teenager, so now he’s really good at it. His favorite thing to paint is Eugene’s cat, Magnolia.

Lipton owns a small tea and coffee shop.

Lipton’s shop actually brought him and Ron together. Ron was a regular and always changed up his order to make it more complicated so he could stay longer and talk to Lip.

Ron has a rottweiler puppy named Dally and he carries him around in a puppy backpack. They have matching sunglasses.

Ron is a big Outsiders fan. He’s been to the museum in Tusla five times and read the book at least thirteen times. (And yes, he named his puppy after Dallas Winston.)

Shifty sends everyone a wholesome meme each morning to let them know that they are loved.

Shifty works at Lipton’s tea and coffee shop.

Muck eats tomatoes like apples and everyone’s extremely disgusted by it.

Malarkey, Muck, and Penkala like to hide tiny plastic alligators in front of everyone’s apartments. (They always put sharks in front of Webster’s apartment.)

Luz, Babe, Malarkey, Muck, and Penkala are in a group chat called “RIP Vine 😔😔😔” and each member sends a meme every day. It’s been going on for two years.

Everyone always goes to Buck’s football games, even though most of them don’t care for the sport, because they enjoy screaming at the other team.

Luz, Babe, And Talbert are Tik Tok famous.

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I stop everything when the Band of brothers intro song starts playing.

Is Speirs more of a mulled wine, eggnog or hot coco w/marshmallows type of guy???

He drinks mulled wine for his ‘me time’ winter drink.

One time he let Nix spike the Eggnog and he doesn’t remember that Christmas so he is slightly afraid of Eggnog now but just claims to not like dairy now to not seem weak in the eyes of others. 

Kitty Welsh has served him hot coco successfully many times but no one has witnessed it Harry is convinced his perfect wife is making it up.

Malarkey: Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.

Webster: Oh, come on. I’m not that good looking.

Muck: Yeah, you are.

Liebgott: You kind of are.

Happy Birthday Darrell (Shifty) Powers

March 13, 1923 - June 17, 2009

Happy Birthday Shifty 🦌

Liebgott: God, you have beautiful eyes

Webster: aw thats sweet. But everyone tells me that

Liebgott: I’m the only one that’s told you that

Webster: No, I don’t mean in like a flirty way, people are just like “you’ve got great eyes”

Webster: It’s like, i’m just a guy you know?

Liebgott: you know what I take it back your eyes suck

Webster about dating Liebgott: It’s crazy to have someone who’s always standing next to you to point out what’s happening. We will be in a restaurant and Joe will say, “You ordered your food an hour ago! You should have it by now!” And I’ll go, “Yeah! I should!”

Webster: It’s like having a lawyer for everyday life.

Shifty: i'm sorry, major winters, but today's been a hard day

Shifty: *takes two shots of milk*