Are Any Other Taurus Witches Tired Of Being Stereotyped As A Green Witch In Every Single Witch Meme?

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE YOU THIS IS SO GOOD FHSHDHSHSHDHSUFNAICNAKFNAJFHAJDJAFHS

Kaz and Inej, from Six of Crows

me: god it’s so sad that this character has to die, they could have had so much better

my friends: you’re the writer, you’re the one who killed them, you could just not kill them

me: no i’m gonna

me as a writer: Oh no I can’t write that, somebody else already has

me as a reader: hell yes give me all the fics about this one scenario. The more the merrier

ye what do you mean “five times”? Just screenshot and edit the whole series at this point

Five Times When Harry Was Completely Oblivious: http://www.mugglenet.com/2018/06/five-times-when-harry-was-completely-oblivious/

wait, it seems like unless you’re in SLytherin (we have to sneak into Gryffindors’ common room) you have to sneak and steal in Slytherin common room? what even?

I’m sorry if I don’t want to bully innocent Slytherins and start a tremendous amount of drama for no particular reason, Chester!

With all this wit and wisdom around, one would think you would have the brains to be the better person and find more efficient ways to channel out your immature and neglected anger, Chester!

And you have the audacity to talk to ME, the SCHOLAR who currently has 123 house points that skyrockets Ravenclaw house AND myself to the very top of the leaderboard, CHESTER!

the floor is heterosexuality

honestly, i was sort of upset with our talk with Dumbledore in the end of our first year…

Ben Copper ghost wrote this

I wouldn’t use Engorgio on my dick, I’d use it on my self esteem