Reblog If It’s Ok For People To Give You $599.99

My brother mentioned how Barnaby was like Kronk, and then this sort of happened. I have doodled a lot of this crossover, so expect more relatively soon! 

i do have a writing style and it is called “i am gay, have access to a keyboard and the internet, and i intend to make that everyone else’s problem”

lesbians love and support our trans sisters 💖💖

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKIN THING EVER I JUST READ THAT ENTIRE FUCKIN FIC IN TEN MINUTES BC IT WAS SO GOOD!

Your Pansy has me LIVING, and Im not talking abt you Draco, also I love the innuendos, and Blaise is just /////

The silver trio should get renamed the bad flirts trio bc clearly some of them have troubles 😂😂😂 and Ace!Ron is OMG YES

Anywayssss, I love your fic, it is super funny and cute and adorable and please continue it

Summary:

Hermione makes a group chat for homework purposes, but as it turns out just having teenage banter with each other is a lot more fun

Exerpt:

Pansy Parkinson: What use is nailing someone to a tree? If you’re going with human sacrifice at least do it properly and pickle his balls

Hermione Granger: What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Harry Potter: I would love to pickle your balls @DracoMalfoy

Ronald Weasley: MY EYES! MY EYES!

Seamus Finnigan: OMG @HarryPotter TMI

Draco Malfoy: I find it very offensive that @HarryPotter wants to use me as human sacrifice and the only thing you people notice is the slight innuendo

Blaise Zabini: Slight innuendo my arse, @HarryPotter wants to hide your faggots

Draco Malfoy: What on earth is that supposed to mean?

Blaise Zabini is typing…

Hermione Granger: DON’T YOU DARE EXPLAIN THAT OR I WILL BE PICKLING YOUR BALLS TONIGHT ZABINI

I meant faggots as innuendo, since there is a meat ball type/brand called faggot in Great Brittain and I use that a lot. Please don’t murder me

THINGS WHICH MAKE WRITERS ANXIOUS:

not writing

writing

people reading their stories

people not reading their stories

Traditional Georgian dancing.

Jacob and his siblind dark Ravenclaw version, bc lets be honest Im a trash for dark blue and Ravenclaws

ahh yes, the inseparable combo of quidditch jocks and sexual awakening…

Soooooo I started this game too. the only problem (besides the energy system) is that Im so gay Im in love with every girl, Rowan, Penny and (yes, yes, I know) even Merula