Well, You Lost 50 House Points, Ben Is Excellent At Hiding/suppressing Evidence. If You Choose Him, McGonagall

pronoucing wlw “woulez-wous”

a hard pill to swallow: if an audience can pick up on where the story is going, it’s a good story.

no wonder my energy runs out this fast considering the fact im carrying this whole damn house on my back

-Magnus Chase and the gods of Asgard (trilogy) (genderfluid) (sometimes mlm, sometimes m/f since a character is genderfluid)

In French : 

- “J’ai avalé un arc en ciel” (duologie) (wlw)

books recs for pride month

overall favorites: - the raven cycle (quartet) (mlm) - all for the game (trilogy) (mlm) - six of crows (duology) (mlm) - I’ll give you the sun (mlm) - the miseducation of cameron post (wlw)

some others: - ace of shades (first in a series) (mlm, nb) - the witch sea (wlw) - simon vs. the homo sapien agenda + leah on the offbeat (mlm, wlw) - everything leads to you (wlw) - the darkest part of the forest (mlm) - wonders of the invisible world (mlm) - the gentleman’s guide to vice and virtue (mlm, ace/aro) - radio silence (mlm, demi/ace, maybe more?) - at the edge of the universe (mlm) - love in the time of global warming (duology) (wlw, trans) - the song of achilles (mlm) - carry on (mlm) - All Out: The No-Longer-Secret Stories of Queer Teens Throughout the Ages (short story collection) (everything)

*biased towards mlm mostly because the market is oversaturated with mlm novels, currently working on focusing specifically on other types but most of what I’ve read so far has been underwhelming

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help 

‘redemption arc’ this and ‘redemption arc’ that 

wheres an arc where the hero gets morally corrupted by a villain and switches sides and becomes an even bigger threat as a result

where is my bastardization arc

Choosing an unpopular character as your favorite like

Imagine if

Harry Potter was written by Rick Riordan 

someone gay who is joking and has literally no systematic power to make this happen: sorry straight people [some item/subject/thing] is gays only, that means no straights

straight people: I FINALLY KNOW OPPRESSION AND THIS IS THE WORST I’VE EVER FELT THE GAYS WILL PAY FOR THIS