I Feel Like We’re Plotting Bloody Murder Instead Of A Plan To Win The House Cup… 😂

I have read this book serie, called “La magie de Paris” (aka Paris’ Magic), Idk if it has been translated to english, but the main character isa teenage girl, who’s AT LEAST 5.9ft, she does fencing, she is R I P P E D, and like, there is only one character taller and more muscular than her in the whole book, and he’s a knight, so, yknow. If you want one, I got one, but only one, which is kinda sad.

i want more fucking ripped girl characters 

not “tall girl with big tiddies and thighs and couple of vague lines on her skinny arms to show bicep” or “tall girls with uwu ~acrobatic muscles~ who look like they weigh 90 lbs and have concave stomachs” 

Im talking 6+ foot girls with bull shoulders and big waists and hips. Im talking about “non-feminine" muscles that make big necks and “masculine” hands. Im talking about muscles in the midriff besides the front of the abs -even if that means you cant have an itty bitty waist to show off the massive ZZ tits that you were gonna draw on because you’re to scared to draw girls with chest muscles!! give me girls who take up space and intimidate everyone around them without being overly cutesy or “sexy” as if you gotta make up for it somehow!!!

Draw more muscular girls you cowards!!

Finished it

They’re BACK

me as a writer: Oh no I can’t write that, somebody else already has

me as a reader: hell yes give me all the fics about this one scenario. The more the merrier

Slytherin cuddling with a Ravenclaw

Slytherin: *face pressed to Ravenclaw’s neck*

Slytherin: You know, you really have to trust someone to let them get this close to your throat.

Ravenclaw: … uuuuuhhhhhmmmmmm….

Thirty-five years of writing English and I still have to double-check my usage of “laying” vs “lying” every. fucking. time.

HNNNNMMGMMMDHSHSHSHS

Just finished reading Six of Crows and felt like trying my take on Kaz Brekker.

Be patience with me, I’ve just got to know (1% of) him. NO SPOILER, thanks :D

girls

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help