SHADOW AND BONE (2021) Coming 23 April

andreil 😌 my love for them is insane I wish them all the happiness

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No one:

Not a soul:

My TBR pile watching me add more and more books to it without putting a dent in the list I have: *silent judgement*

Things you don’t need to feel guilty about: eating, how you look, standing up for yourself, relaxing, sleeping in, taking a mental health day, saying “no.”

Jude Duarte

AFTG characters reading thirst tweets (tweets stolen Ben Barnes and Andrew Garfield’s thirst tweet videos though I obviously changed names and some other stuff) (no I didn’t include all of the characters but I might do more with other characters for my own entertainment)

This is for my own amusement and not to be taken seriously

“I would let Jean Moreau spit in my mouth and I would use it as mouth wash”

Jean: not to kink shame but get help

“Jeremy Knox are you free February 14th because I am free February 14th and I would like to hang out with you on February 14th when I am free so please let me know if you’re free to hang out February 14th because I would like to hang out on February 14th when I am free.”

Jeremy: aw that was really wholesome

Alvarez: don’t worry they get worse

Jeremy: shit. Anyway I am not free on February 14th for reasons I will not disclose in a buzzfeed video

“Andrew Minyard making everyone have dirty thoughts every time some sports magazine posts a picture of him. He could beat the shit out of me and I’d say thank you.”

Andrew: *glances at crew, face blank*

Wymack: *loud sigh in the background*

“Can we talk about how gorgeous Kevin Day is for a sec? Like that man is fucking beautiful. I’d let him eat crackers in bed.”

Kevin: … why would I eat in bed?

“I can’t believe Allison Reynolds invented being sexy.”

Allison: well you should

“Matthew Boyd is thicc and woke”

Matt: thank you???

“If Aaron Minyard ever kills me DO NOT PROSECUTE HIM because he caught ME slipping that is on ME”

Aaron: people on the internet need more therapy than I do. And a better understanding of the legal system.

“Yes, the rumors are true. I am a slut for Danielle Wilds.”

Matt: *in the background* SAME

Dan: thank you for the compliment? I mean we don’t slut shame in this house

“95% of the reason I love Exy is because of Neil Josten’s ass in those shorts.”

Neil: *opens mouth to go on a rant about all the other reasons they should love exy*

“I want Laila Dermott to smash a laptop on my tits.”

Laila: *wheezing, slides out of chair to the floor* BOUNDARIES. Treat your tits better, please.

neil josten ignoring death threats from the fucking mafia just so he can keep playing stickball with his deranged friends

SHADOW AND BONE (2021-) | “The Unsea” (1x07)

“Crows don’t just remember the faces of people who wronged them. They also remember those who were kind. They tell each other who to look after and who to watch out for.”

Now who’s staring?

Me and my mutuals

oh to be in love the way gansey and blue are :,))