Ryan And Shane: The Witchfinder General

reggie: not to use some popsicle psychology-

alex: popsicle psychology??

reggie: ya it’s pop psychology for short

alex: ....

I’m slowly going insane. I just found out Clancy Brown is Surtur in Thor:Ragnarok. That made me insane because he also voices Hank Anderson from Detroit:Become Human and Mr.Krabs from Spongebob. And I just can’t

Johnlock (John & Sherlock)

I just sat cackling at this for 5 minutes

Webby is Jeff in the Aragog costume pass it on

Paul Matthews wrote this

If Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders, then why can’t I find all the FUCKS I used to give?

Ride the Cyclone Incorrect Quotes (pt. 2)

Noel: I don’t do relationships.

Mischa: *exists*

Noel: Shit.

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Noel: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Mischa: ..Have you never taken a shower before?

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Ocean: Just be yourself.

Noel: 'Be myself'? Ocean, I have one day to win Mischa over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Ricky: Couple weeks.

Constance: Six months.

Jane Doe: Jury’s still out.

Noel: See, Ocean?

Noel: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Ocean: From now on we will be using code names.

Ocean: You can address me as Eagle One.

Ocean: Noel is “been there done that”.

Ocean: Ricky is “currently doing that”.

Ocean: Constance is “it happened once in a dream”.

Ocean: Jane Doe is “if I had to pick a gal”.

Ocean: And Mischa is...

Ocean: Eagle Two

Mischa: Oh thank god.

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Ocean: I CAN'T DO IT!

Noel, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Ocean: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Mischa: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Ocean:

Ocean: I appreciate it,

Ocean: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Ricky: Ocean-

Ocean: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Constance: Ocean we gotta-

Ocean: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Ocean: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Ocean, motioning to Jane Doe: NOT FUCKING THIS

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Ocean: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Noel: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Mischa: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Noel, learn to listen.

Ricky: What if it bites itself and I die?

Constance: That’s voodoo.

Jane Doe: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Noel: That’s correlation, not causation.

Ricky: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Constance: That’s kinky.

Ocean: Oh my God.

If you have space : I think every single one of you is amazing. Thank you for everything you do. We honestly don’t deserve you all.-Ollie

Black Friday Project

Hi everyone!

So you may or may not know that I’m going to Black Friday on November 8th and I’m going to stagedoor and I’m making small signs (word art mixed with calligraphy) for all of the Starkids. So! If you would like to send them a little note or anything, please comment/rb with a message and you can tell me if you want it to be anonymous or if you want credit

There are a few parameters, though.

-Don’t put anything that could make them uncomfortable and please be nice.

Submissions are due by 3:30 MST November 5th.