My Conversation W/ My Mom After I Made Her Watch Holy Musical B@man

Infected!Paul, driving up in a sparkly blue car with the top down, Toxic blaring out of the speakers: get in losers we’re going to clivesdale

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Everyone else can go home. This is the funniest fucking thing ever said

i think you’re all vastly overestimating aziraphale’s self control. you’re telling me he’s gonna be in heaven w no food no wine no books no bitches for YEARS and he’s going to see crowley in s3 and just be? kinda sad about it?? no girl all his hungers have mixed together and the moment their eyes meet again he’s gonna be devouring some meat alright. out of crowley’s ass

it was the dismissive “hey buddy” that killed me

Ride the Cyclone Incorrect Quotes (provided by the incorrect quotes generator)

Noel: Hey, someone tried to fight a quid at the aquarium today!

Mischa: *covered in ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Noel: Is something burning?

Mischa: *leaning against the counter* just my love for you.

Noel: Mischa, the toaster is on fire.

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Ocean: You’re right.

Noel: That’s an unusual phrase for you, did you just learn it?

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Ocean: Do you take constructive criticism?

Noel: I only take cash or credit.

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Ocean: You know those things kill you, right?

Noel: *pouring a glass of whiskey* Yeah, that’s kind of the point.

Mischa: *smoking a cigarette* Were trying to speed this shit up.

Constance: *nodding her head while eating raw cookie dough*

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Ocean: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Noel: Oh yeah? You’re the one who thinks you can get away with everything you do! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Ocean: I’m leaving you! AND IM TAKING MISCHA WITH ME!

Constance: *picking up the Monopoly board* I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

I just sat cackling at this for 5 minutes

Webby is Jeff in the Aragog costume pass it on

Julie: why is Luke crying

Alex: he took a what “member of Julie and the Phantoms are you” quiz...

Reggie: and he got me

Luke: *sobbing* I’m not worthy

you ever just. this is humanity’s eleventh hour. and i’ve prepared something for the occasion. it’s a show stoppin number. a real show stopper. a show stoppin number come on. something to shock em, to bring them a crawling a big time box office draw. with the press and the glamour, we’ll kill the reviews. spotlight on mr ingénue. so fill up your tumblr. got a show stoppin number for you. professor if they hear us they will kill us. a show stoppin number is something you die for. a real catchy ear-wormy tune. an award winning score, that seeps in and out of your pours. a dity to make the chorus girls swoo-oon. it’ll unify humanity, in a thundering chorus. no exit from this broadway venue. so crash those shiny symbols. got show stoppin hymnal for you. this songs pretty good huh. i bet you didn’t know that i was also a composer. i’m fact, while i’ve been preparing for the apocalypse i’ve also been writing my own musical. do you mind if i give you the pitch? we don’t have the ti- fuckin go for it. it’s called workin boys, a new musical. it’s the story of a group of old college chums. sure they found success in the business world. but still, they long for the simpler times. in the beat up old house at the edge of college campus. but those glory days, they’re gone for good. or are they? this here, this is the title number. business calls i’m up to my ass in shit. what is this business? markets are crashing and i’m at the edge of my witts. i just can’t take it. when all i want to do is spend the day with greg, and steve, and stu, and mark, and leighton, and chad. ring ring, the phone rings. i answer it. oh, hey greg. i’m swamped, with business. stocks, bonds, golden parachutes. remember those days on the football field greg? last week feels like ages ago. today? after work? on the football field? the old stomping ground eh greg? just you and me, and steve, and stu, and mark and leighton, and chad (and chad). five o’clock. i see you then greg. i’ll see you then. all i want to do, i spend the day with steve an. five o’clock can’t come soon enough, five o’clock can’t come soon enough, five o’clock can’t come soon enough. i can’t wait to get home, to my boys. a show stoppin number, a real show stopper. an aria to rule them all. they’ll throw us their money, at full price admission. the world will come crumbling down. Hamilton move over, your new competitions in town. hey henry. greg, is that really you? no professor that’s not greg! been a long time. hey boys, ready to toss around that pigskin? stu, you haven’t aged a day. can it be five o’clock already? it must be. come in henry, we’ve got some work to do. working boys we’re up to our ass in shit. what is this business? five o’clock can’t come soon enough. five o’clock can’t come soon enough. five o’clock can’t come soon enough. i can’t wait to get home to my boys. yk?

You act as if homo relationships are plentiful. When, in reality, the most that we normally get are one-off characters who’s entire personality is built on the fact that they are gay. It is not toxic to look for subtext that sometimes is actually there. Yes, there are people who are toxic with it, but I personally believe that you should be quiet and leave nonproblematic shippers alone.

Why is it all of tumblr ships friends

like take Merther (Merlin and Arthur) lots of hardcore fans ship them even though they are just friends in the show. Why is it that men just can’t friends? Idk but it feels toxic