I Love Men With Titties

BTW Tumblr just cos I vaguely mentioned Jane Prentiss in my nonsense post doesn't mean you can suddenly flood my for you with her ill be honest

𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒃𝒆𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒅, 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒅

𝑨𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒘𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒔𝒌𝒚

𝑨𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒔 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒖𝒔𝒌.

𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒔 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒂 𝒔𝒖𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒏𝒐𝒗𝒂

𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔

𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍 𝒅𝒓𝒂𝒘𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 & 𝒅𝒂𝒚'𝒔 𝒄𝒖𝒔𝒑

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Inktober Day 23: Celestial

This one got ahead of me but I adore it so much.

I can't wait until I'm free from the shackles of Inktober you've no idea the content I have for you

[I'll still procrastinate it lmao]

Super duper evil cuddle pile

Dragons all have their hoards. Some hoards just happen to be their friends.

Inktober Day 9: Nest

It's a sad day in the minecraft community today. Hearing the news felt like getting hit with a rock.

Jellie had a love filled life and she was one of the world's most loved cats. She lived long, loved, and happy and that's all any pet owner can ask for. I'm sending the best wishes to Scar & others who loved her.

She'll be living in our hearts for many more years to come & she'll forever be around running around blocky worlds we find and the beautiful lands Scar's built in all the servers he's had her.

I wish you all well. Take care of yourselves.

Hi I'm that anon thank you so much I'm crying rn

I gotchu homie!!

Weirdly enough I was thinking about that comic recently too. Lives in my brain rent free, honestly.

Well.

I'm not sure about you, but having you're entire kingdom turn its back on you & your life ripped from your hands because you were made the Champion to the "wrong God" just seems like a rather unjust fate.

Inktober Day 17: Demon

Extra bits & a snippet of my rambles under the cut

In my (potentionally delusional) mind, there was every opportunity in Rivendell history to reunite the beliefs of Aeor & Exor without all the "lmao sucks to suck, get out" stuff that happened. There's just a balance to things yk. Ying & Yang, Warmth & Coldness, Life & Death. Just because one is "negative" to the broad eye doesn't mean it isn't detrimental to a balance of existence. [Rambles to the Void]

They could've been happy is all I'm saying.

And ta daaa. Here's that parallel post.

Coin Flip

have some content of the radioactive guy and the axolotl/egg/bone/bee/turtle/etc. dude.

congratuleggtion.

hi it's me the kuervo lore anon back back again with a WALL OF TEXT and also pirates spoilers but those are pretty obvious.

starting with his Tragic Backstory™ everything about him makes so much more sense when you realize he's just shadow the hedgehog spanish dub. ie raised as the specialest child soldier ever, idolized older sibling got killed by the government, now he's on an epic bloody revenge quest and there's these blue guys trying to teach him about the power of friendship but he doesn't care. said revenge quest is also where he lost his eye btw, and his eyepatch and rings are sort of fucked up trophies.

his self image is Messed Up bc of all that. he hypes himself up in his mind like he's some amazing folk hero (in-universe he literally calls chat his "adoring fans". which. ya got me.) and then you realize that's absolutely a front so he doesn't have to think about the murders. he's paranoid as fuck about the other pirates finding out his whole deal but such a horrible liar that he seriously considers yet another murder. but he's just a silly little guy he's done nothing wrong ever in his life why would you even think about him like that.

characterization wise kuervo's got a strong sense of justice which got him in this mess in the first place. he's quick to jump to insults or casual threats and even quicker to just laugh it off (ignore the sword it's just a joke bro!!). he's not super vain but definitely cares about his appearance. there's a very good chance all that eyeliner hides some impressive eyebags. he doesn't talk much but hangs around on the edge of conversations listening to gossip like he's at the movies with a metaphorical bucket of popcorn. he's an insanely good shot but refuses to touch guns (except in life or death situations) to the point of getting jumpy when other pirates pull guns for whatever reasons. he's the type of guy to keep a knife under his pillow (that isn't canon but it's close enough). despite being in the murder faction he doesn't take bounties (one of his only trips to the bounty guild ended with eret killing a guy and getting exiled bc of his bad advice). there's actually so few kites toward the end of the server that he just hangs out with the nightingales despite calling them a bunch of losers once.

one time he crashed bek's ship on a deserted island. he's the only pirate to get away with swearing in front of owen bc he does it in spanish. he's made peace with the fact his epic revenge quest's probably going to end with him dead, but he refuses to die on any other terms than his own. he's lonely as hell but he keeps everybody at arm's length bc he knows he'll have to leave someday soon. he got kidnapped once and immediately resorted to talking to a bunch of fish. he's even aroace

Obsessed actually.

I'm. Honestly pretty hyped that I got the right vibe around him and I'm even more hyped to be able to read about him.

If there's more solid-stuff about Kuervo's background, I'd love to hear. Unless it's like. Purposely a bit shrouded I just loved reading all this.

I'm probably gonna re-read this about 20 times honestly. Thank you for the Lore Dump, I'll be eating it all promptly

The bane of my existence is ever hitting "Unfollow/Unsubscribe" to someone and having to re-follow like

That's so embarrassing

GoSH