“You Each Get Your Own Private Room.”

Neil: i'm fine

Everyone else: you keep using that word. i do not think it means what you think it means

A Madonna with neon halo in Naples, Italy.

the carbon in your body was once in a star. a celestial being died so that you could be here today. the universe believes in you and so do i

THE TRAGEDY OF LOVING A SOLDIER:                            the battlefield never really leaves them.              (you see his hands still shake, finger glued to the trigger) THE TRAGEDY OF LOVING A GENERAL:                     the battle may be won, but the war never ends.           (you watch sleep continue to elude her, eyes dull with grief) they both look at each other as though begging the other to be selfish.                     (the bloodshed ends, but they never find peace)

THE WAR & OTHER METAPHORS ( a.c. )

The creatures here don’t seem to like us.

Alhambra. Granada, Spain.

I haven’t really seen any fancasts of David Wymack, but when I was reading TFC for the second time I saw he had “tribal tattoos” and my brain just immediately went to Dwayne Johnson. i don’t really know why, but it made for an entertaining read-through. Like picture Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson wrangling a five foot tall Andrew Minyard. Picture Dwayne Johnson, The Scorpion King, having an aneurysm every time Neil “Human Disaster” Josten calls out the Moriyamas. Picture him listening to Kevin whine about how much the Foxes suck for hours on end. Dwayne Johnson letting Allison paint his nails on a long, boring bus ride. It’d be like that movie The Pacifier, except like fifty times worse. 

the best parts of the tdt outtakes:

when it’s ronan’s turn to take out the trash he takes the bag to kavinsky’s place and dumps garbage all over his lawn and/or car

actual puppy richard campbell gansey iii hoping that blue will notice he’s giving consideration to adam’s work scedule; blue not noticing because she’s too busy fixing her hair

“why can’t you be like you used to be?” / “i don’t know”

gansey, ronan, and noah deciding that the dead nightmare-bird-man thing was too gross to deal with without first showing it to blue and getting the Blue Sargent Stamp of Approval on the fact that it’s gross as hell

ronan looking at jesse dittley’s yard and seeing that all the random debris had been repurposed for flowers and beauty and recognizing that as a sign that blue had been there, how sweet is that

“i was unaware kavinsky was familiar with the nuances of the united states postal service” gansey u are being blackmailed right now pls act like it

ronan quoting ovid at an inappropriate time; adam recognizing it, being “furious” and probably turned on

“ronan,” he’d said, voice tragic, already blaming himself, making it about them and not ronan, “you damn fool”

the entirety of the last scene, which i’m not going to touch with my dirty hands

in conclusion: see you all in hell bc i’m there now

the foxes → some of the strongest people i’ve known are women