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Faith And The Unholy Trinity

My breadwinner husband or my 2010s polycule

1. Yes they have to fight, 2. Tell me who’s fighting who in the tags! (I’ll add the most ridiculous combos in a reblog)

[ANGELIC ACTIVITIES ALL TIMES HIGH. DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN BE INFLUENCE BY THE PRIESTS AND ALL THINGS THAT IS GOOD. BE CAUTIOUS, BE EVIL.] [-1987 News]

[Short information: Mr Garrison are the face of America. Where his kins are mere landlord, he raise through the rotten ashes of the world and conquered it all. Unfortunately his little.. investment, is forfeited and stolen. Not only by Death but by someone. Don't worry, you wouldn't escape capitalism so easily.]

Bonus doodle + message:

All of the variants ages vvvvv

Note: I'M GOING BACK. I'M GOING BACK AND I'M DEVELOPING. OKAY I'M BACK IN BACK FUCK I'M BACK I'M NOT LETRING DEPRESSIVE EPISODE NEATINH MY ASS IMN BACK. I ENCOURAGE YOU TO ASK ME ANY QUESTIOMS QNOUT THE AU. I BEG YIU

@mapleshere carter to my audience (single person who duper super rlly like Amy)

Pathologic? Didn't go past day 4

(Shitpost area) (second pic is actual argument I had with my friend)

(Headcannon zone)

Naming yourself after that bunked up dry-cracker undead from Russia ought to make you little more inhuman than before, babygorrila

Here you go pookie boogie @okultraoldmanyaoi

Bonus for no one but me: Garrison as cunty Tinkerbel.

i want to draw gary in drag

[[Sweet horror]] and many more!

(Please click image for HD!!)

My headcanon is just shoving body horror onto it ghghgh

also warning: it may disturbing to some of you!!!

Spamton have eye-mouths! The two eyeballs he have in his pocket (or carry around) is just collection. He have collection of all kind of eyes. He never have his own eyes so he think they're really neat!

He still can "see" just fine. Don't worry!

Pipis are egg-like larvae that will pupae into a mimic of their current caretaker. To identify the caretaker. It need long physical contract with the caretaker. If it left alone for too long, it will not pupae into anything.

Parasites is a creature both exist in lightner and darkner world. They're, well, not hostile. But they're in need of host to move around properly. And to live ( normally they can't speak and function most of the time beside trying to find a nearby host ). They're barely noticeable in normal surrounding (like the town and first dark world) but they're more visible in Cyber City. But they managed to camouflage into wire / robot-like.

There's currently two type of parasites (so far): the orb and the beak.

The orb is more docile parasite, when they choose their host at least. They rather choose dead host like corpse or inanimate object. Current known orb parasites is: Seam and Jevil

(Host for Seam is patched up taxidermy cat. The tendrils mimic wool strings and the orb *tried* to mimic button)

(Host for Jevil is a ceramic doll. The texture on the orb is similar to ceramic even on the clothes. )

The beak is similar to orb beside the fact that they look like beak. They perfer living host. They're still docile but they're extremely harmful to their host. Imagine having your will strip away and only time you can do anything on your on (via screaming) is when they decided to open their mouth little too wide. If the parasite ever leave the host, the host will fall in permanent paralysis until the parasite return. You basically become puppet.

Current known beak parasites is: Swatch, Swatchlings and Tarques Manager.

(Host for Swatch and Swatchlings are partly mutated since the feathers and bird-like features isn't in original unmutate humanoid host)

(Host for Tarques Manager is decapitated humanoid host with robot body part. The tendrils mimic a wired and horns is mimic an ear)

The Queen is aware that Swatch and Swatchlings is parasite but choose to tolerate them since their service is pretty dandy. That goes for Tarques Manager too.

Spamton, who isn't parasite, is also tolerate by The Queen though she would bad-mouth him on occasional because he's not robot and she's also one of people that got weirded out by him.

Swatch and Spamton got along okay though. But Spamton doesn't dig in any deeper terms and just stay as platonic homie who would hear Spamton talking about nonsense. Imagine someone suddenly talking about ancient aliens after one shot of whiskey. That's how Swatch feel about him.

Now changed timeline because I have a bit more clear picture. Spamton decided to turn into garbage man / pre-JHC Spamton because he caught sneaking into mansion + stealing important stuff and Queen basically order Swatchling to take him out and dip him in acid lake like Oreo. Now he's partly unhinged but nothing too bad. Just sorta isolated himself for awhile before he found Jekyll and you know the gick. Become big shot and stay in mansion. And also alienated by almost everyone. All of that happened in span of several years ( the JHC Spamton exist for few months. The reason he can't use his wings because he don't really know how to fly and barely use it).

Gordon is given name by Jekyll after he show Spamton how Jekyll got his name from so I'll pretend these two father n son play Half-Life series and Spamton liked how Gordon sound.

After the ending of Deltarune chapter 2, Spamton actually don't change like other characters since he's full fleshy 250 cm tall dude. So now Spamton either lurk in Dark World own by Ralsei or occasionally roaming the town and become cryptic figure. And he still gonna sell weird shits to those people at 3 am yeah.

Oh and he occasionally hop into realities and visit The Crew. Though he perfer to work from the world he's familiar with :)

Manage to make few friends too! Though tjat s just Spamton from other reality:

"Can i preen it like bird do?"

"... Yes."

The texture of the sail is soft and sensitive to touch due to it still being part of the skin. When relaxed, it is invisible even to the keenest of eyes.

Majority of scars on Thrawn's body came from training with Vanto. Despite the Lieutenant's protest against using sharp weapons against the Grand Admiral, Thrawn insisted there is no need to worry.

Extra note + doodles below:

I intended to make full anatomy of Thrawn one day but that been an uphill battle between me and the World(tm) so his anatomical notes is basically scattered doodle I have. He is a biological machine functionality wise. Less mundane and more the way he desceibe everything. Extra note but he DO have tail. It is stumpy and short.

^ this IS outdated pattern he have but it help to discern where everything is.

please tell me this is not only me-thing.

now your dream come true! Two Spamton having egg rolls+ together :)

(JHC Spamton just paid for the things and give normal Spamton alot of generosity while trying his best to make new friend with his other self from other reality)

i had a dream where i was in a restaurant i guess(i could only see a part of the menu), and the menu said spam order, and it was a massive fucking egg roll made of other egg rolls, and somehow in my head i had the knowledge that this is what spamton orders every time when he’s here, it’s why it’s called that and then i woke up and was stunned at how tf did my brain come up with that

"We are both servants of something greater, be the very air you breath or the blood that plagued humanity since Dawn. You and I are no different. Born in the womb to committed ourselves to this cruel miracle that you call life."

"You and I are two dogs in fighting ring with fierce and zealous sense of duty. Question is, who will be devoured first?"

[Update + concept doodle below]

I been trying to update and polished FAITH: White-lie once again. Though this time I try to make it more.. closely resembled the vanilla. Admittedly there's some element that I need to curl out. I still keep "John is vampiric" and "Gary is plant related" core of it. I got my co author permission to make extensive change to Gary. This version of Gary are more nature-driven, his humanity are simply organic flesh outside. He is a black mold on your wall

And to put in nutshell what to expected, both angels and demons are viruses of some kind. Demons almost exclusively blood pathogens. Anyway. Here's some doods