Okayth3ndeku - Too Gay To Function.

i’m honestly so sick of angsty drarry fics

give me draco giggling into harrys mouth

give me forehead kisses in front of their friends

give me loud arguments about miscellaneous things that are useless and funny instead of being malicious

give me them picking out bed sheets and curtains

give me a fic where they get together because they laugh and have a good time instead of because they’re both attracted to each other because they’re so much more

give me dancing in their underwear

i want harry to make stupid puns and draco to try holding his mouth shut “because my sides are aching please stop”

give me draco learning how to work a blender with lots of laughing and newlywed smiles

give me draco and harry gardening

give me pillow fights and draco stealing the sheets and harry fixing the floo and foot massages and them telling each other about their day

give me something besides the “blah blah our love is forbidden” because they don’t love each other because it’s forbidden, they love each other because they understand each other, they make each other laugh, and they’re honestly all the other one has ever wanted

pillow princess James rights

Yes Chyna go off.

lily evans going home after fifth year and the “mudblood” incident and chucking all her quills away, and showing back up at school in september with a load of pens - pens from the pot on her windowsill; pens she’d found lying around in the kitchen; pens she’d nicked from petunia - because something in her wanted to act as a constant reminder to snape that she was a mudblood. and in any case, she’d never quite managed to get used to quills.

I’m the one who ruined me: I did it myself.

Haruki Murakami (via argufy)

you know a fic is good when it has this

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one of my father's hindu colleagues was surprised that my family didn't make everyone say a christian prayer before we sat down to eat dinner. we were like "....this is your house." and she laughed and said that her christian friends "make" her pray all the time. like what the fuck. how fucking rude can you be to make the host pray to your god. you are in their fucking house.