Seriously Not Hungry Or Anything

On 20 April, 2008, Brazilian Catholic Priest, Adelir Antônio de Carli, attempted to set a new world record for flying the longest attached to a cluster of balloons. Using 1000 balloons, Carli was said to reach altitudes as high as 6000 metres. At some point during this voyage, Carli disappeared. Balloons from his contraption were later discovered floating in the sea. He had equipped himself with a parachute, five days worth of food and water, a GPS device, and a phone. On 4 July, 2008, Carli’s waist and legs were discovered floating in the sea. The rest of his body was never found.

Thanksgiving

No-Bake Turtle Upside Down Cake: Full Recipe: http://www.adventures-in-cooking.com/2013/05/no-bake-turtle-upside-down-cake.html?m=1

Nut Layer 1 Cup Pecans 2/3 Cup Almonds 2/3 Cup Walnuts ¼ Cup Semi Sweet Chocolate Chips

Salted Caramel ¾ Cup Heavy Cream, at room temperature 2/3 Cup Granulated Sugar 2/3 Cup Brown Sugar, packed ½ Cup Butter, at room temperature 3 Tablespoons Water 1 Teaspoon Salt

Chocolate Ganache 2 Cups Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips ½ Cup Heavy Cream

Dad just told me about the week I was conceived. Good thing I’m drunk or that story would have been a little shocking.

Really want someone to do drugs with me tomorrow , but everyone is lame and hates me. (More for me then)

Went and shot some guns today. Very relaxing actually. Had a Lotta fun.

idk about this banana #48

Tomb of René de Châlons

Behold the 360 bitch-slap…