So,,,, I Just Cut My Tongue On A Sucker

                                   𝐈'𝐌 𝐑𝐔𝐁𝐁𝐄𝐑, 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐆𝐋𝐔𝐄,                       𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐀 𝐒𝐈𝐗-𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐇-𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 🍭 🔪

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* OH LOOKIE, AN UPDATE !

Alrighty, since I'm actually becoming more active, I'm following old mu.tuals again with a happy heart !

However I know a lot of you thought I just up and left after receiving help earlier this year. In fact I got quite the few anons about it on old blogs, demanding to know why I didn't just find the time or that I was letting people down, especially with commi/ssions (though I haven't forgotten ! Unfortunately just needing more storage, time and am working with a freezing laptop). Well, there's a reason for that ! Ready to hear ? I ALMOST LOST MY DAD TO KIDNEY FAILURE AND THEN ALMOST C.OVID.  Read on if you must ! Just know, I’m happy to be coming home. <3

After 10 days in the ER (and suffering a bad fall due to an idiot fucking nurse) he's finally on a safe version of dialysis. He's gotten so skinny, I can now see his ribcage. Just these past couple months, I've managed to help him hold food down again after 6 months of constant throwing up. He's still barely able to take our stairs/walk around on his own, though he is slowly getting stronger. I'm the only one in the family willing and able to do his dialysis for him. I suffer nights without sleep due to him waking me if he needs something and I do it. I suffered a heart attack back in July 29th because the stress of everything even BEFORE his ER visit took its toll on me and my heart defect, and now I have to work up my health/strength again. We're still not financially stable. My computer is finally sputtering out so I'm barely able to do the best I can with it now. I almost abandoned my dad during a very bad fight with him that now I have to take talk therapy for in order to control my anger once again. (We're good for now though). We got exposed from his damn dialysis nurses and even now we are waiting to see if we're fully okay. It's looking good though, but he's the most vulnerable so I'm still worried.

This is just a SHORT version of everything that has happened since March, but even then it was building up before that too. I am STILL doing the best I can and now I have one sister who helps me as best she can too. I am still suffering misgendering and now slight tra/nspho/bia in this home, and I am working on moving out while making sure my dad will still be taken care of as well. (I've come out twice now and my family is still in denial)

So, the point for those feeling entitled to my details ? FUCK ALL OF YOU RUDE ANONS WHO THINK I ASKED FOR HELP AND JUST BAILED. I didn't. Family emergencies will ALWAYS come first, and I can't even BEGIN to thank those friends who helped me keep sane through most of it all. I'm sorry I caused doubt, for just going MIA, but I had no choice. My focus went to keeping my loved one ALIVE. But now that things are settling down, new, scary routines being conquered. I'm ready to make a comeback, return HOME. And I'll be DAMNED if anyone makes me uncomfy about doing it.

Harley Quinn

“I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.”

CARING FOR STUBBORN MUSES. for when the person you’re trying to care for insists they don’t need your help.

“at least let me clean the wound!” “you’ll be even worse off if you don’t let me bandage this.” “i really think you need to see a doctor.” “i made you some soup, and i’m going to sit here until you eat it. i can wait.” “your feelings matter too! i can’t help you if i don’t even know what’s making you upset!” “..i’m here if you need anything, okay?” “stop trying to push yourself! you can’t do this on your own!” “listen, i know you don’t want to, but.. maybe you should rest for a while. you’re not going to get anywhere like this.” “i’ll make you a deal: i’ll just get you some bandages, and nothing else, and you stop making a fuss over it.” “how long has it last been since you slept?” “have you even been taking your medicine?” “i know you think you have to get through this by yourself, but you have people here to help you.” “let me take care of you, for once.” “you’re gonna hurt yourself even more if you do stupid things like that!” “i hate to break it to you, but you’re not supposed to do any strenuous physical activity for the next couple weeks, and if i have to personally make sure you don’t every waking hour of the day then i’m fully prepared to do that.” “it’s okay to cry in front of me, you know. you don’t have to carry this alone.” “stop trying to act like you’re not bleeding out in front of me!! this is serious!” “listen, asshole. i’m gonna carry you home whether you like it or not. you’re not in any condition to get there yourself.” “oh my god, why didn’t you tell me it was this bad?!”

WADE​.

“  yes. i killed them— but i did it for you.  ” / for wadey pie !

Hands move to his mouth in an overdramatic drawn out gasp at her words. Killed someone? For him? “That’s the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me!” Wade exclaims, dropping his hands to his side. Underneath his mask, he is smiling, even if she can not see it. “What did you do to them? How’d you kill them? C’mon, I need more details!”

She was hesitant to tell him, afraid he’d SCOLD her and read her the riot act for murdering an asshole. But then ? Then he’s gasping and practically MELTING her heart with his sweet reaction ! Oh, she couldn’t be happier ! A high giggle that edges on manic slips past smeared ruby lips, bloodied hands clasping together behind her back as she skipped a few steps closer to this Deadpool, short pigtails bouncing with her movement and smile wide on her pale face.

“Aw doll you don’t have t’ask twice ! As if I’d just let some random ass guy finish BREAKIN’ into your place ‘n do GOD knows what ! It’s really just common courtesy to sink a knife in ‘im. By the way sorry for the stains on your carpet. I’ll pay for it, mmm someday. Anyway, he told me he was lookin’ for you. That you owed penance, blah, blah, blah. That borin’ shit, so I threatened t’cut out his tongue if he didn’t GET ON WITH IT --”  

During her recount, Harley had circled Deadpool’s taller form with an excitable grin and curious eyes, then making her way over to a beat up couch he owned, plopping down comfortably while flinging a severed TONGUE at his feet, the flesh landing wetly and she gives a short cackle, shimmying in her spot to get more comfortable before she lays down without a second thought.

“-- Long story short, you killed some of his gang, I killed HIM and YOU have a very interestin’ job than I thought mistah Deadpool !”

Harl’s here can now be found at @prosewrote​ ! Some threads have been transferred there, other than that feel free to bug her there or send things that way !!!

YO, THEY PUT A.LIAS ON PR.IME AND I AM LIVING I GREW UP ON THIS SHOW AKDJDKSM

musingsource :

suggestive starters meme ( nsfw )

why don’t you make me?

i like you better on your knees.

i can think of a few ways to shut you up.

i wonder if you’re as loud in bed as your are everywhere else.

try and stop me.

is that a complaint i hear?

i hope you’re not too fond of that shirt.

why are you siting over there? there’s a perfectly good lap right here.

i thought you liked it when i was bossy.

are you saying this doesn’t turn you on?

i can tell you’re hot and bothered from all the way over here.

i hope you don’t plan on walking much tomorrow.

you’re not the boss of me.

you’re hot when you’re angry.

don’t make me come over there.

i’m this close to taking you over my knee.

you’re being an awfully bad boy/girl.

you know you want it.

you sure talk a big game… but can you live up to it?

i’m not sure you could handle me.

is that a challenge?

lady gaga : the fame monster album … sentence starters

“Just give in.”

“She’s a mess.”

“You amaze me.”

“I want your love.”

“I’m a tough bitch.”

“Baby, you’re sick.”

“You little monster.”

“My religion is you.”

“I’m not your babe.”

“I want your drama.”

“Don’t call my name.”

“I’ll never love, again.”

“Show me your teeth.”

“That boy is a monster.”

“You will never fall apart.”

“Would you give it all up?“

“Want your bad romance.”

“Walk, walk fashion, baby.”

“Don’t look at me like that.”

“Yeah, I’ll love you forever.”

“Stop! Please, just let me go.”

“I don’t wanna think anymore.”

“'Cause I’m a free bitch, baby!“

“Could we fix you if you broke?“

“There was a monster in my bed.”

“Baby, you gave up… you gave up.”

“Girl, you look good enough to eat.“

“Tell me something that’ll save me.”

“Oh boy, you’ve left me speechless.”

“I can’t believe what you said to me.”

“Wanna talk to her, she’s hot as hell.”

“I’ve never seen one like that before.”

“She’s not broken. She’s just a baby.”

“Boy, now get your paws right off me!”

“Tell me something that’ll change me.”

“And, honestly, he’s a wolf in disguise.”

“Don’t wanna kiss. Don’t wanna touch.”

“Don’t be scared, I’ve done this before.”

“I’m gonna love you with my hands tied.”

“You and me could write a bad romance.”

“Sorry, I cannot hear you, I’m kinda busy.”

“Open up your heart and your mind to me.”

“You should’ve made some plans with me.”

“I want your everything, as long as it’s free.”

“I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand.”

“And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand.”

“I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor.”

“At this point I’ve gotta choose, nothing to lose.”

“Can call all you want, but there’s no one home.”

“She’s got a halo around her finger, around you.”

“‘Cause you’re a criminal as long as you’re mine.”

“I asked my girlfriend if she’d seen you ‘round before.”

“We might’ve fucked, not really sure, don’t quite recall.”

“You know that I want you, and you know that I need you.”

“I should’ve left my phone at home, ‘cause this is a disaster.”

“I can’t believe how you looked at me with your James Dean glossy eyes.”

“I know that you may love me, but I just can’t be with you like this anymore.”

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