Harley Quinn || Birds Of Prey (2020)

Harl’s here can now be found at @prosewrote​ ! Some threads have been transferred there, other than that feel free to bug her there or send things that way !!!

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Harley Quinn

“I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.”

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Harl’s here can now be found at @prosewrote​ ! Some threads have been transferred there, other than that feel free to bug her there or send things that way !!!

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injury/hurt prompts bc reasons

feel free to specify who is receiving the actions [ sew ] for one muse to have to stitch up the other [ fix ] for one muse to mend a dislocated joint [ alone ] for one muse to find the other trying to treat themselves  [ drugged ] for one muse to take care of the other while they’re delirious [ bullet ] for one muse to help the other after they get shot  [ lacerate ] for one muse to get stabbed while protecting/working with the other  [ broken ] for one muse to have broken a bone(s) [ scream ] for one muse to wake up because the other is having a nightmare  [ comfort ] for one muse to stay the night with the other after a hard day  [ wake ] for one muse to wake up to the other at the side of their hospital bed  [ sleep ] for one muse to sit by while the other is unconscious in a hospital  [ nurse ] for one muse to take care of the other while they’re sick [ appear ] for one muse to show up at the other’s doorstep injured

“  just let me help you.  ” “  shut the fuck up and sit down. you’re bleeding.  ” “  it’s fine— nothing i haven’t dealt with before.  ”  “  hey, you can talk to me.  ” “  shh- lie back. you’re safe now.  ”   “  you need to stay still.  ” “  how the hell did this happen?  ” “  are you sure you’re okay?  ” “  that isn’t ‘just a scratch’.  ” “  stop being such a baby and let me finish cleaning you up.  ” “  i need you to stay awake for me okay? keep your eyes open.  ” “  if you die on me i’ll bring you back to life and kill you myself.  ” “  for once in your goddamn life, let me take care of you before you make it worse.  ” “  you’re hurt because of me. the least i can do is fix it.  ” “  i’ll be okay. i promise.  ” “  a little help?  ” “  i just need a few stitches and i can’t exactly reach.  ” “  i’m fine, i just need a moment.  ” “  no hospitals.  ” “  you need a fucking doctor.  ” “  you need to slow down.  ” “  you’ll be no help to anyone if you run yourself into the ground.  ” “  you have to sleep eventually.  ” “  stop fussing, i’ll be fine.  ” “  shit, okay fuck that actually really fucking hurts.  ” “  i’m scared.  ” “  i feel so cold.  ” “  i can’t feel my legs.  ” “  i don’t…i don’t wanna go yet.  ” “  what the fuck happened to you?  ” “  who the fuck did this?  ” “  you’re clearly not okay so stop bullshitting me.  ” “  fucking hell.  ” “  i need help. please.  ” “  i swear to god i’ll kill whatever bastard did this.  ” “  if i die, i’m gonna haunt your ass.  ” “  it’s not that bad, chill the fuck out.  ”

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Fun Christmas idea:

Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it

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❣️                             SOFT   INTERACTIONS  !

send  one  of  these  in  to  see  my  muse’s  reaction  (  add “ +reverse”  for  my  muse  to  do  the  action  to  yours ) .

[ crawl ]  for  your  muse  to  crawl  into  bed  with  mine .

[ flower ]  for  your  muse  to  offer  my  muse  their  favourite  flower .

[ slow dance ]  for  your  muse  to  ask  my  muse  to  slow  dance .

[ gift ]  for  your  muse  to  surprise  my muse  with  a  gift  ( & bonus if you add what the fit is ) .

[ homemade gift ]  for  your  muse  to  make  my  muse  a  gift    ( & bonus if you add what the fit is ) .

[ serenade ]  for  your  muse  to  sing  to  my  muse .

[ embrace ]  for  your  muse  to  pull  my  muse  into  a  tight  embrace .

[ caress ]  for  your  muse  to  gently  run  their  hand  down  my  muse’s  face .

[ caught ]  for  your  muse  to  catch  my  muse  wearing  their  shirt .

[ love letter ]  for  your  muse  to  give  my  muse  a  love  letter  they  wrote  for  them

[ boop ]  for  your  muse  to  boop  my  muse  on  the  nose .

[ date? ]  for  your  muse  to  ask  my  muse  to  go  on  a  date .

[ confess ]  for  your  muse  to  confess  their  feelings  to  my  muse .

[ sleepy ]  for  your  muse  to  slowly  fall  alseep  on  my  muse’s  lap .

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CARING FOR STUBBORN MUSES. for when the person you’re trying to care for insists they don’t need your help.

“at least let me clean the wound!” “you’ll be even worse off if you don’t let me bandage this.” “i really think you need to see a doctor.” “i made you some soup, and i’m going to sit here until you eat it. i can wait.” “your feelings matter too! i can’t help you if i don’t even know what’s making you upset!” “..i’m here if you need anything, okay?” “stop trying to push yourself! you can’t do this on your own!” “listen, i know you don’t want to, but.. maybe you should rest for a while. you’re not going to get anywhere like this.” “i’ll make you a deal: i’ll just get you some bandages, and nothing else, and you stop making a fuss over it.” “how long has it last been since you slept?” “have you even been taking your medicine?” “i know you think you have to get through this by yourself, but you have people here to help you.” “let me take care of you, for once.” “you’re gonna hurt yourself even more if you do stupid things like that!” “i hate to break it to you, but you’re not supposed to do any strenuous physical activity for the next couple weeks, and if i have to personally make sure you don’t every waking hour of the day then i’m fully prepared to do that.” “it’s okay to cry in front of me, you know. you don’t have to carry this alone.” “stop trying to act like you’re not bleeding out in front of me!! this is serious!” “listen, asshole. i’m gonna carry you home whether you like it or not. you’re not in any condition to get there yourself.” “oh my god, why didn’t you tell me it was this bad?!”

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Margot Robbie Behind the Scenes of Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020)

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billie eilish : when we all fall asleep, where do we go? album … sentence starters

“I’m the bad guy.”

“I’m that bad type.”

“Let’s just let it go.”

“I’m not your baby.”

“Let me let you go.”

“Crying isn’t like you.”

“My soul? So cynical.”

“They called me weak.”

“Better off without them.”

“I can’t lose another life.”

“She’ll pity the men I know.”

“Your cover up is caving in.”

“’Sorry’ can’t save me, now.”

“All the good girls go to Hell.”

“Don’t say I’m not your type.”

“Didn’t mean to make you cry.”

“Too intoxicated to be scared.”

“I’ll only hurt you if you let me.”

“You said she’s scared of me?“

“I love you and I don’t want to.”

“I like the way they all scream.”

“You are my strange addiction.”

“Is there a 12 step just for you?“

“I could lie, say I like it like that.”

“You should see me in a crown.”

“Hurts, but I know how to hide it.”

“I’m not okay, I feel so scattered.”

“I’m gonna run this nothing town.”

“Oh, what a shame, I’m not there.”

“There’s nothing left to save, now.”

“Your silence is my favorite sound.”

“The debt I owe, gotta sell my soul.”

“I laugh along like nothing’s wrong.”

“Don’t you know too much already?“

“Tore my shirt to stop you bleeding.”

“Call me friend, but keep me closer.” 

“But nothing ever stops you leaving.”

“You can pretend you don’t miss me.”

“Don’t you know I’m no good for you?“

“I do what I want when I’m wanting to.”

“Can’t commit to anything but a crime.”

“It’s not true… tell me I’ve been lied to.”

“I never really know how to please you.”

“I’ve learned to lose you, can’t afford to.”

“Bad, bad news: one of us is gonna lose.”

“I guess I’m pretty glad that you’re alone.”

“'Cause even God, herself, has enemies.”

“You’re looking at me like I’m see-through.”

“I know you don’t care, but can you listen?”

“Even after all this ends, can we pretend?”

“When we all fall asleep, where do we go?“

“You can lie, but I know that you’re not fine.”

“Told you not to worry, but maybe that’s a lie.”

“I know you’re not sorry. Why should you be?”

“Watch me make ‘em bow, one by one by one.”

“Tell me which one is worse, living or dying first.”

“Make the same mistakes, blame circumstance.”

“Honestly, I thought that I would be dead by now.”

“So, you’re a tough guy, ‘like it really rough’ guy?”

“I can’t tell you how much I wish I didn’t wanna stay.”

“I just wanted to protect you, but now I’ll never get to.”

“You know I’m not your friend without some greenery.”

“If you think I’m pretty, you should see me in a crown.”

“But, we knew right from the start that you’d fall apart.”

“The friends I’ve had to bury, they keep me up at night.”

“It’s probably something that shouldn’t be said out loud.”

“Why aren’t you scared of me? Why do you care for me?“

“What do you want from me? Why don’t you run from me?“

“I can’t afford to love someone who isn’t dying by mistake.”

“Creepin’ around like no one knows, think you’re so criminal.”

“I just never know how you feel… Do you even feel anything?”

“Pearly Gates look more like a picket fence once you get inside 'em.”

“I just wanna make you feel okay, but all you do is look the other way.”

“Every time you talk, it’s all 'bout me, but you swear I’m not on your mind.”

“The way I’m drinking you down, like I wanna drown, like I wanna end me.”

“'Cause everybody wants something from me now, and I don’t wanna let 'em down.”

“It’s seeming more and more, like all we ever do is see how far it bends before it breaks in half.”

“I’m that bad type, make your mama sad type, make your girlfriend mad type, might seduce your dad type.”

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