Ada Limón, From “Sometimes I Think My Body Leaves A Shape In The Air”, The Carrying: Poems

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Things NOT to imagine your OTP doing:

LAUGHING SO HARD OVER THE MOST RIDICULOUS SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, CLUTCHING THEIR STOMACHS, SNORTING AND STRUGGLING TO BREATHE

Person A leaving tHIGH HICKEYS ON PERSON B (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)

BOTH OF THEM BEING THE BEST FRIENDS THAT EVERYONE JUST ASSUMES IS A COUPLE AND NO ONe is even surprised when they announce they’re official bc wtf do u mean u werent before

GIVINGG EACH OTHER ESKIMO KISSES

GIVING EACH OTHER BUTTERFLY KISSES

FIGHTING OVER THE LAST COOKIE

WRESTLING MATCH ON THE COUCH THAT ENDS WITH ONE OF THEM HITTING THEIR HEADS ON THE FLOOR AND THE OTHER HAS TO KISS THE BOOBOO BETTER

GOING ON AN ICE SKATING DATE AND PERSON A BEING A KLUTZ THAT KEEPS FALLING SO PERSON B HAS TO HOLD THEIR HANDS BUT THEY BOTH END UP TRIPPING AND LANDING ON THEIR ASSES AND EVERYONE STARES AT THEM AS THEY KEEP LAUGHING

DOING CUDDLY MOVIE NIGHTS AND CRYING OVER CHEESY CHICK FLICKS

MAKING FUN OF BAD MOVIES TOGETHER

BEING THE ANNOYING PPL IN THE BACK OF A MOVIE THEATER THAT TRY TO THROW POPCORN AT PEOPLE

FIGHTING OVER WHO GETS TO BE BIG SPOON

NO

NOW I’M CRYING

ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT 

I DIDN’T NEED THIS

Liam beatboxing during Harry’s solo in Little Things {16/04/2013}

Daphne du Maurier, from The Parasites

OMFG I want his dick :p

Harry leaving Rod Stewart’s concert (and jumping on Cal’s back) on 25/4/2013

Lil Kim doing the Nicki Minaj blink!

PAST LIVES 2023 | dir. Celine Song