Parents in media: oh, you have depression? it’s okay sweetie, we’ll get through this together
Parents in real life (my parents): what, you don’t have depression. I don’t care what your therapist says, I don’t see it.
depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!
me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week
Before you say “Duh,” remember they are using the social contagion lie to make life saving health care from children and teens. Studies like this can be used in court to fight for the rights of children in our community.
Stephen: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Y/N: Only if you also don't ask why
Y/N: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick
Stephen:
Y/N:
Stephen: This one is fine
My old man once said to me, "your thoughts are so random and unconnected. We were just talking about the carnival- how did you get started on wasps?"
So, I told him, "they're not unconnected- we were talking about going to the carnival, and the carnival is on the same fairgrounds they used to use for the rodeo, and one time at the rodeo my brother spilled sprite on himself and a bee went up his shirt and stung him, and bees die when they sting, but wasps don't, and I was wondering why, so I asked you."
And he said, "that makes no sense," and for the life of me I can't understand how anyone thinks of anything if not by this exact process
Trading places; Mexico and Greenland swap place in the Mercator Projection.
Word is Hollywood executives are mad about Elliot Page transitioning from a woman to a man…
Now they’ll have to pay him 20% more…
Since I really enjoy writing these short drabbles, starting with some prompts I collected, I wanted to collect them in a masterlist. Because my mood changes from day to day, so do the muses and thus they vary from happy to sad, dark to smutty and everything else. Below you’ll find the first line of each prompt, which is kinda of the summary, and they are also the link.
“you look like you could use either a hug or a mercy killing”
“You’re not stupid. Just uneducated”
The stains were impossible to hide and hard to explain (little NSFW)
“I went to a karate class once when I was a child, so don’t think I couldn’t take you down” (little NSFW)
She was a warrior and he was a dreamer. She was the brain and the brawn and he was the heart.
“Aren’t you supposed to be in prison?” “No man is supposed to be in prison.” (little NSFW)
“I really want to fight someone right now,”
The night sky lit up for a second and what followed sounded a lot like the end of the world.
They always say ’the devil made me do it’. But this wasn’t him.
“So from the bottom of my cold, dead heart, screw you.” (NSFW)
“I’ve been the family disappointment for years! You can’t just suddenly show up at dinner and steal my rightful title!”
They were not supposed to be alive - but here they were, living and breathing.
“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”, “It ripped out my wings, so yes, it did hurt.”
“Stop being so mean or I swear to God I’ll kiss you.”
“Don’t look at me, this is not my fault.” (NSFW and dub-con)
“We were never meant to last, yet you still tried. Why?”
“having the same enemy doesn’t make us friends.”
“Last night I tried to imagine myself without you. The thing is, I could and I felt so much better,” (warning for implied suicide and self-harm)
Practice makes perfect they say. And she was quite the master (nsfw)
“You’re not taking me to bed. Ever.” “Who said it had to be on the bed?” (nsfw and non-con)
Loki curled himself up into a ball…
“You’re a disappointment.”
When people think about angels, they think about golden locks, white wings and…
“What are you writing?” (nsfw)
“What are you writing?” part 2 (nsfw)
It was a daydream and a nightmare, depending on who you ask.
“I like my coffee as black and bitter as my soul.”, “So, pink and sparkly then?” (little nsfw)
“Hold that tongue of yours!” (little nsfw)
“Close your eyes.”, “I swear, if you do something nasty I’m out of here.“
“You’re not good enough for me, face it.”
From the shadows two green eyes were watching her with genuine interest.
“Go away.”
Stranger
The Act
Shirtless (little nsfw)
“I’m getting real bored and impatient. I don’t do bored and impatient.”
Lay down your weapons
“What are you doing?”(NSFW)
“Always a disappointment.”
“What are you doing? Stop!” (NSFW and non-con)
She smiled knowingly
If you had have kept your mouth shut, then she would still be here!
“No-one tells me what to do unless we’re in bed.” (NSFW)
“Are you just going to stand there and think about all the naughty things you want to do to me.” (NSFW)
Short Sentence Loki Muses - One, Two, Three
“I am here now.”
Sticks and Stones
The drug coursing through his veins made Loki feel fuzzy… (NSFW, Dub-con, drugs)
It was a hot and humid summer night…
Mistletoe (NSFW)
Nothing time can’t kill.
His voice brought back memories of dark rooms and broken bones. (Whump, mention of blood, no gore though)
With a scream tethering on his lips, Clint’s eyes flew wide open…
“You can’t just sit there all day.”
Mistletoe (NSFW)
Charles is one of those gay penguins that steals eggs from straight penguins to raise as his own. No further comment.
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