Colonel Cake Is Chewing Through These Open Orbits, That Man Doesn't Give A Flying Fuck About A Stellactrum,

@becauseleahflies 😏😏

Brendan Fraser as Rick O'Connell

Saw some shitty hot take about how people who want to play Light and Night shouldn't mention a global version and just stop being lazy and put in the effort to play on the existing servers and get by using fan translations.

Girl, I don't speak or read Chinese or Korean. So instead of being patient and saying I hope a global version becomes available so I can support the game and enjoy it in a language I understand, I should rely on translations by a random fan who may or may not be doing them correctly and could also stop them at any moment?? On a game that I'd be giving real life money to???

The gatekeeping is unreal. The privilege is unreal. I can be patient and wait and if they choose not to make an English version, okay, that's life. Calling people lazy for not wanting to fumble around and have 3 extra screens open to cross-reference and understand what they're even looking at or doing is so elitist, I can't take people seriously at all.

Don't touch the grass, please mow the entire lawn.

*a few months after The Ithaca Saga*

Odysseus: *wakes up at the dead of night drenched in cold sweat*

Penelope: Love? What's wrong?

Odysseus: That prophet son of a bitch- IT WAS ME!

Penelope: What??

Odysseus: I WAS THE MAN WHO WAS HAUNTING ALL ALONG!!

Penelope: *pulling him down and hugging him* ok dear just go back to sleep.

*meanwhile in the Underworld*

Tiresias: Fucking finally that dumbass

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Ok but leaving the gushing aside for a bit, please don't let this new 4 star distract you from the fact that Sylus is still missing his standard content!

9 months in and we still only have

6/18 3 stars

6/18 4 stars

1/3 free companions

1/3 anecdotes

1/2 bonds

1/2 free 4 star solar pairs

Additionally, they have yet to increase Sylus' affinity cap, despite several players having reached it already. Nor have they shown any indications that they will increase it.

Don't let the release of this new 4 star fool you into believing that this is a sign that the company is listening to us or trying to put things right. It's not. The 4 star is a 10 days with you card. It was something that was always scheduled to happen around this time, with or without our recent complaints.

Don't let this distract you from the drop rate scam (a fact that was even reported on by the CN government on World Consumer Rights Day).

Don't let it stop you from complaining to the company. Don't ever stop demanding your rights as a consumer. It is only when we speak up — whether with our words or with our wallets — that change might happen. If we are complacent, then we will keep getting fucked over. And when I say "we" I am not strictly referring to Sylus mains, but every single player.

THIS OUTFIT OH MY SYLUS 💓

The description is so 🥺💞 He's never beating the loverboy allegations 🫶🏻

I don't know why one of my favorite things is when Sylus is knocked out like this, catching z's while sunning in broad daylight. Maybe it's the dad energy, or the night owl of it all, maybe it's the legs longer than my lifespan, maybe it's Lil S, idk.

My man really needs to sleep in a bed for once though, his BACK 😭

I can only choose one hair/outfit. I been holding onto these crates since the Catch22 event ended because indecision has a hold on me.

Star boy or ocean boy? @lxveuntold, you're my LADS hand holder so I'm calling you in for backup 😭 (even though you're biased towards the glubglub)

Okay, let's go action star! Yes, I will absolutely jump out of helicopters with you with only your tie to hold onto, no questions asked ❤️