Carl Sagan 13 Or Bill Nye The Science Guy 13/ 13 The Science Guy?

A hilarious au idea involving Sir Nighteye

In this au, all might having a sidekick was never public knowledge, this was to maintain his image as the sole pillar of peace, and because nighteye works best in the shadows anyway.

Jump cut to 12 year old izuku meeting nighteye because reasons, I’m thinking nighteye saves him from a villain, and of course izuku BEGS him to sign his hero notebook. Here’s a hero he doesn’t recognize!! It’s so exciting!! Nighteye, upon seeing this journal, recognizes not only this kid’s talent but also how much in depth and possibly sensitive info he knows, and is like “….maybe we should keep an eye on him.”

After a bit of scoping him out, and a LOT of discussion with inko, nighteye essentially offers izuku a work study position as an analyst. The kid shows a lot of promise in that field, even if he seems dead set on being a field hero. And because nighteye’s operation is top secret, no one but izuku and inko know his after school job is at a hero agency.

Here’s where the fun starts.

Because this would not change how things play out with all might at all, he’s still offered one for all.

Izuku asks who knows about the quirk and yagi, who isn’t on speaking terms with his former sidekick who the public don’t even know he had, does not tell izuku nighteye knows about the quirk. Or even that he used to work with nighteye. Why would he? So izuku keeps this secret from nighteye and asks for reduced hours at work so he can train for UA, leaving out who he’s training with.

Meanwhile, izuku of course wants to tell all might he works with another hero, nighteye’s operation is Top Fucking Secret and izuku promised to maintain that. So at most All Might knows izuku part times at an underground hero agency, but izuku won’t tell him which one. All might finds this more amusing then anything else and respects his student’s privacy.

Nighteye still wants Mirio to be all might’s sucessor and is ENRAGED to find out he gave it to some random child he hadn’t even known a day. Refusing to listen any more.

So neither of these two idiots realize they’re mentoring the same kid.

Cue the entrance exam and izuku having to explain to nighteye that he “suddenly” manifested his quirk and nighteye is like “…..wait a minute”

I’m calling this au My Hero Custody Battle

middle aged yuri (and their loving joint husband)

Seen someone say “I can’t die, I got graves to dance on that hasn’t been dug yet.” And honestly, that goes hard. We need to keep that energy.

The heat was dreadful. On top of that, I had to finish reading a textbook, so sun + boring textbook =  sleepy days.

UwU at least I’m back on campus now to end my hiatussss!

Hnnnnnnnnnnnn low-fatgum and kaniko being concerned about toshinori~! 💜💜💜

(i cant hold back my fatmight feels I just want them to be more than friends 😭)

YOU HAVE A BLOG FILLED WITH SHIPS TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT DENKI AND OJIRO

SORRY IF IM RESPONDING TO THIS LATE BUT YES I FW OJIKAMI HEAVYYY THEYRE SO CUTE PLSS 😭😭🙏

Nezu is so freaking cute. And to be fair, if I was as small as him, I would also hang out in Eraserhead's scarf.

req'd by @building-made-of-paper

listen you gotta skibidi around the children, it'll be good for em in the long run

text: I'm fully aware the child may hate this, but I'm having fun.

And they have been together ever since (canon and real)