Okay On One Hand I Have Both Reference Sheets I Wanna Upload But Like. Supplementary Writing? I Don’t

At the fair and there’s a younger band on stage rn and they’re in my age group and the singer is SO PRETTY and I’m having such a lesbian panic about it

THIS IS WHAT IM SAYING

why does almost EVERYONE IN COD HAVE BLUE/BLUEISH GREEN EYES???

like-

WHERE DID MY GRAYISH BLUE GO? WHERE DID HAZEL GO? WHERE DID AMBER GO!? WHERE DID FUCKING CHOCOLATE GO? oh wait-i ate that nvm.

I’m just booping people as I see them on my timeline so if you get like 27 boops from me in a weird timespan that’s why,

- An SUV kicking up dirt across farmland

- The therapy llamas down the county road into work

- Swans!!

- Gus, the dog across the street that always lets me pet him.

- Brontë, the neighbour’s dog from the old neighbourhood. She always pees when she sees me

- The protestors above the bridge on my way home that carry a sign that says “STOP THE GENOCIDE” and “CEASEFIRE ON CHILDREN” on the opposite side. I honk at them, and they wave to me

- The cars lined down the street during county fair season

- Kids catching minnows with their bare hands at the lake

Things I Like Here.

So I moved from my childhood state a few years ago and I’ve been struggling with adjusting ever since, largely because of the drastic negative change in my social life. But life is beautiful, so I wanted to make a list of things I’ve seen since moving here that I couldn’t get back home! You have to appreciate the little things in life. I’m gonna periodically add more as I see them

- “The Oven Bus” which is just a bus with a brick chimney in it. I wanna know what’s going on in there so badly

- All of the sunsets here are beautiful without fail. Don’t matter what time they happen, even if it’s at 4, it’s beautiful. There’s so many colours in them

- The sign I drive past on the way to work that says “WALTZ IS FOR MURDERING THE UNBORN.” I don’t agree with it but it’s fucking hilarious to see, because it’s in the middle of nowhere

- Related, since we live out in the country now, the pro-life religious bulletins that have the most CGI looking babies on them. Like that baby is not real. Honey

- I almost got into an accident once because there are so many dogs down a 55 MPH road that I just kept looking at the dogs

- The church that has six doors outside on their lawn that say “GOD’S DOORS ARE OPEN TO ALL”

- The church that has a progress flag on its flag post and a BLM flag flying under it. I went there once and it’s full of old people. They were so kind. I want to go back there again

- The kind lady at the Chinese takeout restaurant down the road from us who stayed when the restaurant was empty so I could pick up my order. I wanted my brother to get it but he bailed last minute

- The grocery store down the street that my family has wildly different pronunciations of. It’s within walking distance. I’ve never had that before

- The man today who accidentally bought two tickets for himself. Instead of refunding one, he wanted to give away the other one for free

- The mall Santa I see around Christmas time when he’s on his break. Just walking around. High socks and shorts with a Christmas theme, he’s great

- The little girl yesterday who told me she would get a dog and a fish. When I asked her what she would name the dog, she said “Rainbow Pup”

- The parents who use they/them to refer to me. Even though I personally don’t use those pronouns and don’t like them when they’re used in reference to me, it’s a sign of progress

- The little girl whose parents I sold an annual pass to. I’ve seen her four times. She recognizes me each time and runs to give me a hug

- The toddler who tried to hand me her half-eaten cinnamon-dusted timbit when I asked her for a high five

- The kind people at KwikTrip who never look like they don’t want to be there

- My supervisor who shrieks whenever he walks by me because that’s how I greet people so he’s started greeting me like that as well. He’s an absolute truck of a man who looks like Thor

It’s not over yet. It can’t be over. We’re not done yet there’s no fucking way

Piendish fell in the river!!!!!

I’m sorry, I have to block users for every blog I have?? So I have to block the same person twice???? Why

He brought us a rainbow when we said goodbye

because life feels so dull without him by our sides

FUCK YEAH

I choose to believe that I am a mighty sturgeon. 

I am losing my fucking mind.