Put Dennis Renyold In Jail Jar Like Cokroach .?

on any given day i am always fucking thinking of dennis awkwardly kissing frank on the top of the head and asking "was that okay to do?" in the softest and most hesitant voice, i am always thinking of him being told yeah, it was nice, and i am Always thinking about the fact that he recognized this was something they both seemingly wanted and deliberately telegraphed his movements and asked if that was okay to do. was that okay to do. was it okay, because i have no reference point for this kind of uncorrupted platonic, familial, purposeless affection. did you mind that. did i embarrass myself. did i cross a line. did i read the signs correctly. is this what it's like to have a father. have you ever had this before? is this what we're meant to do? was that okay to do?

Charlie😭wanted😭Mac😭to😭put😭his😭teeth😭in😭his😭family😭teeth😭jar

oh dennis....

like imagine being mac and you recently came out as gay despite being like 40 it was also literally just valentines day and you gave your best friend and roommate of over 20 years a heartfelt gift and he was so so touched by it and almost started to cry and you also put the work in to refurnish your old apartment to be exactly the way it was before and then like a week or two later he leaves you in an instant to go to raise a child with a woman he had sex with once and leaves no way to contact him. and then he comes back a year later with no explanation but is cold and distant towards you for no apparent reason and your dynamic is nothing like the way it used to be. if i was mac i would be needy as hell too like that's insane

Dennis in season 5 episode 11

HEY!! 🤗🤗 …he’s so ridiculous

whatever you do don't think about how the one real relationship dennis ever had devolved into him prostituting himself for a reduction in his alimony payments. because he didn't get a prenup. because he trusted her. because maureen ponderosa was his girlfriend in tenth grade and they were so in love. don't think about how when mandy came to visit, dennis' sole concern was her going after his assets, and when it became clear that she really did not want his money, dennis sat and thought about it, and realized that he wanted to be there for his son. don't think about how often dennis has offered himself up in exchange for something, as if his body is nothing more than an additional asset that can be loaned out. don't think about how dennis avoided being home with maureen on their wedding night. don't think about how his fantasy is to fall in love with a woman who knows he can't have sex with her. don't think about how dennis hates technology for impeding his ability to connect with other people around him. don't think about how deep down, all dennis wants is to care for people and feel cared for, but his naiveté is so consistently responsible for him being used that he shuts himself off from others and Separates entirely. don't think about how frank was nothing more than his money to barbara. don't think about how her love for dennis was entirely dependent on the superficial. the fleeting. the replaceable.

happy macdennis rpg day to all who celebrate

having a job is so dumb they don't even have mac and dennis here