Reblog is this is a safe space for the identities theses flags represent pls follow too
Hehehe I’m a demiboy <3
I hate when I'm told not to be bitter, not to be angry, like that's not what kept me alive for so long. The bitterness of having to push through to prove people wrong, to use my existence as a giant "fuck you", you want me to be soft? fuck you.
I love when symptoms act up randomly, like why is my hip hurting randomly you haven't done any hard work in two days..
spiritually my hair reaches my waist, physically i look like the ugliest lesbian ever.
yall ever wake up in a cold sweat over a dream about someone you talked to a year ago?
boutta lose it
(if you know me irl you’re not allowed to question me about this im too humiliated)
ideas from@/ a.dykeotomy on tiktok!!
“sneezed”
“got poked in the eye”
“turns out fish don’t fear me at all….he just came right up to me..”
“inflation”
“wouldn’t you like to know weather boy”(a classic imo)
“too powerful”
“some freak named Dave.”
“fucked around….found out.”
“Geese.”
Some funny/less paltable things you can say when people invasively ask why you have a mobility aid!
"It's a weapon."
Ignore them
Something dramatic like "Oh I was attacked by a shark" or "I got caught in a zombie apocalypse"
"It's to spice up my outfit"
"I tried to build an army of insert favorite animal and they turned on me :("
"What insert mobility aid?"
"Why do you have an insert mobility aid?"
"Why do you not have an insert mobility aid"
"Do I know you?"
"Yeah I guess I just couldn't wait for my 60s"
"Just to bother you."
"Just to confuse you."
"Wouldn't you like to know"
"I went through a wildly traumatic experience, thanks for asking"
RB/comment your go-to when somebody asks about your mobility aid!