Shoutout To The 1981 Spiderman Cartoon For Being The Fucking Funniest Thing Ever

this tiktok has me so fucking bad because its so damn true 😭

I’m not in the Monster High or Monster As Teenager adjacent fandoms, but has anyone done “Daughter of The Thing (1982)” and it looks like just a teenaged girl version of Kurt Russell? No tendrils, no tentacles, just a girl with this exact fit and hair

She swears that she isn’t the daughter of The Thing (1982). She’s a totally normal human you guys. She shouldn’t even be at this school. She likes normal human things like not having her blood tested.

I’ll be so fucking mad if they shut down Tumblr. I just joined it nearly a year ago and it has been so much better than any other social media platform I’ve been on.

matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao

I’ve been too active (after a long hiatus) on PDB again and honestly forcing you to show as active whenever you use it and telling whatever profile you’re viewing that you’re looking at them (I just found out I got blocked very recently by a popular person on there that I never even interacted with directly once just ‘cause I looked at their profile and they saw it) has gotten me sooooo paranoid about how anonymous I actually am able to be on Tumblr.

Stealing my friends post valor

MacReady looks less and less like MacReady with each comic run

MacReady in the thing from another world:

yep, that's MacReady. he's wearing a different outfit for some reason, but its still definitely him.

MacReady in climate of fear:

doesnt really look like him and he's got way longer hair, but i'm pretty sure theres a timeskip while hes unconscious

MacReady in eternal vows:

literally who is that

ironically the only comic he's wearing his normal outfit

the thing that's frustrating about seeing so many otherwise sane people celebrating the "pornhub ban" is that most of these states aren't actually banning pornhub at all but rather implementing age verification laws that require you to upload your government issued i.d. if you want to access "adult content" in order to track what you're watching and in response pornhub just decided to stop operating in states that passed those laws, and it's frustrating because most of the people celebrating aren't even "anti-sex work" or "anti-porn" in general but (rightfully) dislike pornhub for exploitating (often underaged) women, and also generally treating actual adult sex workers like shit, who are somehow under the impression that republicans randomly decided to pass a bill that only affects one shitty porn site when like that's never been the case in the history of ever

I never posted my Spiderwoman (Synthweave) or my GoblinSona (Green Goblin) here.

Well I'm full of the flu so here you go!!

Synth is non-verbal and she communicates through asl, loves listening to her music and dancing, got bitten by a chemically altered spider, you know the deal. My Goblin girl underwent some very experimental treatment for a chronic condition that essentially radiated her and now she glows in the dark and is going to blow up Alchamex.

Hope you like them!

I was watching The Thing (1982) with family as our Christmas flick and I coulda sworn in one scene Palmer was wearing a dark/charcoal grey handkerchief on his left. According to the hanky code, that makes him a latex fetish top. Do with this information what you will.