You Mean The Mormon Prophet Joseph Smith?

I never did get to show her…

This really is just weird ass foreplay for them huh ? Fucking freaks. You see how Joker cut his suit to expose his chest ? They are definitely not slick. Somebody call Alfred.

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

fun real world au idea: bones are replaced with food. here's how it would play out:

• people eat bones

• everyone has like. different foods inside of their body and depending on what food their skeleton is made of

• in bio class, you study alimentation during the human sciences unit. and study bones during the digestive system unit.

• everyone develops extremely large throats and very strong digestive systems due to having to eat bones

• farmers cultivate them bones!

dog girl who can regenerate inside a green cube due to the wires and cables through her body

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bunny girl who can astral project and control a giant robot

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

having poor circulation is great because people will touch your hand and go 'oh! you're so cold!' and for a moment you get to experience what it's like to be a vampire in a romance novel

you're t4t? cool, i'm actually t5t, so. one more than you. no big deal though

how terrifying metamorphosis must be for the caterpillar has no concept of what it is doing, or what a butterfly is, or what will happen to it as it spins itself the cocoon. we r more alike than different