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Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

i just know that whenever solomon gets a text from you about doing some cute married couple-eqse thing together he has to fight the urge to giggle and kick his legs

my cousin throckmorton

OH SHIT HERE SHE COMES!!!!!!

NYOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

Whos the funniest character in stardew valley and why is it the wizard.

Bro fucked off to the woods and refuses to normally engage in anyone. He wears a wizard hat and robes everywhere, regardless of season. His ex-wife took the furniture but he had magical back ups?? Half of them are just books on the floor anyways. She also took his special spell ink he needs But he can't bear facing her, Mx. Farmer has to get it from her. Does it look like she's moved on?? Wait no don't tell him. Her floor circle to get to and from her place is in his basement. The divorce went so bad she's cursing the valley. He might've fucked someone's wife and had a kid. Makes one helluva maze for spirit's eve each year though.

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

Literally every miraak lives au fic ever

Am I the good boy? Really??