Relatable

Whos the funniest character in stardew valley and why is it the wizard.

Bro fucked off to the woods and refuses to normally engage in anyone. He wears a wizard hat and robes everywhere, regardless of season. His ex-wife took the furniture but he had magical back ups?? Half of them are just books on the floor anyways. She also took his special spell ink he needs But he can't bear facing her, Mx. Farmer has to get it from her. Does it look like she's moved on?? Wait no don't tell him. Her floor circle to get to and from her place is in his basement. The divorce went so bad she's cursing the valley. He might've fucked someone's wife and had a kid. Makes one helluva maze for spirit's eve each year though.

On days with no tummy aches, it's like I'm invulnerable, I could fight a truck and be fine. On days with tummy aches, you might as well lay out my death bed and let me sleep, it's my time.

ITS WEEN

straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here

Stardew Valley Text-Posts

Please reblog haha you’re so sexy

so....vampirism. by medical definition, an STD. we are agreed, yes?

one of my sonas, mango limon (were-cat)

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