“For Some, Witchery Was A Choice, But Not For Them.” — Alice Hoffman, “Magic Lessons

I do think it's kind of sweet that with google broken beyond repair, people have resorted to the tried and true method of gaining information: ask the smartest guy in town

And instead of turning to the local librarian, or their high school science teacher, or their grandpa, or the worldwide group chat that is reddit, they decided the wisest sage they know of is you

Congratulations, you've been elected as one of tumblr's village elders.

No one tell this guy I'm the court Jester.

m i t o s i s

reblog to hit lucifer with a slipper

LOOKIE WHAT WIFE MADE

OOOOOOOOHHHHHH

dale gribble they could never make me hate you

we're fully just codependent w him now huh

I love how you can put literally anything in the tags except for commas. You can have whole-ass ideas and thoughts and messages in there... Just not structured and coherent ones.