Did I Ever Tell You Guys

folks, you'll never believe what generated naturally in vintage story tonight

Sorry mama Leech, a wedding is the worst thing you could have said lmao

know what?

-CHEWS YOUR COMPUTER CABLES-

Been holding this in for months.

Your daily dose of cat memes

Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

oh my god