FREE MY GIRL SHES STUCK IN B TIER HELL

lowkey fuck casual shifting???

like, no, i don’t want to skim the surface, i want to plunge.

i want history, but not in the "oh, i saw marie antoinette at versailles" way. i want to stand in the french court and know, with visceral certainty, that the air reeks of sweat and powdered wigs and impending doom.

i want love, but not the diet coke variety. i want it unfiltered, unpasteurised, the kind that ruins lives and gets greek tragedies written about it.

i don’t want to dabble in magic like it’s a weekend hobby, i want to be crowned in a kingdom that runs on blood oaths and prophecy. i want to ride a dragon. i want to be a disney princess. i want to be a hollywood star with 5 oscars. i want to be a cartoon character. i want to be spiderman. i want to see hogwarts. i want EVERYTHING.

casual shifting is like ordering a steak well done. it’s like going to rome and eating at mcdonald’s. it’s like watching succession and thinking logan roy just needed therapy. no, i want the whole thing. i want to be scorched by it.

pink always looks good on me! 🩷

salmonid off the hook be like: get cooked stay on the hook

Reblog him face for good luck in 2024

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

me and my sister playing, bruh how she keeps getting hit as astro is beyond me 💀💀💀

like to charge reblog to cast

⬜️ cinderella ⬜️

Happy Side Order to all who celebrate!!