Peter: Accents Are Just Mouth Fonts

What do you mean role playing, Mobius? We’re simply abiding local wardrobe traditions, everything else is simply a coincidence (including the choice of the hats)

You know what, take my Loki headcanons:

(I use he/she/they for Loki here)

•Central heterochromia. Because screw it. This is how I'm choosing to end the green eyes vs blue eyes debate.

•They used to love sleeping and would make sure to get enough rest when he was younger. As years went by, after some traumatic experiences that caused nightmares, sleeping became an issue. That peaceful sleeping scene we saw in the series is a rare occurence, most likely caused by a mix of exhaustion and Mobius's soothing presence.

•Used to pretend to be sick and hurt for attention as a child. As Loki got older, Frigga became the only person that still cared, and she was also the only one he felt even slightly bad lying to, so he just stopped (this one isn't exactly mine, except the Frigga part).

•Enjoys poetry. Had the Asgardian equivalent of an edgy phase and used to write terrible "dark" poems. Thor took a while to stop teasing them over it.

•Still writes poems sometimes, though his writing style changed a lot.

•Used to overwork themself with learning new spells and other skills.

•Basically, due to constanly being in Thor's shadow, whenever she found something to be good at, they wold hyperfixate on it to the point of neglecting self care. Frigga would have to literally pull him away from his studies for them to eat/drink/sleep/take baths.

Planning to make headcanons about his relationship with his family and also about her bissexuality/gender fluidity, but right now I'm kinda sleepy so take this.

Husbands

Peter: You're not...

Tony: I love Stephen, not his body!

Peter: what is his favorite tea?

Tony:

Peter: Favorite movie? Or at least a song.

Tony:

Peter:

Tony, who noticed Stephen standing in the doorway: Good, good! I don't know any of this, but do you know why? Because it doesn't matter. I know that your favorite tea is in that blue jar with incomprehensible hieroglyphs and it never ends, because you keep track of it yourself, and I just learned how to brew it better than anyone. I do not know your favorite movie, because you are a bore and you disassemble each of them into some small details so that you are interested and you know what? I love listening to these reflections of yours, although you are shy and try to be silent when we watch movies together. And you don't have your favorite food, because your magical stomach digests our food worse and worse, and now you only eat some incomprehensible tentacles in the mucus.

Stephen, who had not slept for several days because of his magical affairs and just came into the kitchen for coffee: baby, I never doubted your love.

Tony:

Peter, who just wanted to know more about the Doctor: sorry, I'd better go.

Loki was 16/17 in 2012.

(I still love Lokius, but everyone forget that)

As much unrealistic it is for the character, I’m really glad that Tom Hiddleston looks older than 13 years years ago because otherwise this:

Would have just been illegal …

Marvel will literally put a guy on top of another guy, chest on chest, and swear on their life they're not gay. BFFR

Stephen: Where are you going? Tony: Hell, eventually.

Kristina: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Wille: August, probably.

Fr

ao3 writers will be like "sorry if its out of character i wrote this for myself when i was half asleep" and then its the most beautiful well thought out character analysis youve ever read

New headcanon of the day:

Goody two shoes Peter parker got suspended only once in his life

Tony had to pick Peter up

When he asked the admin assistant what happened she brings out the incident report

Tony:...Peter got suspended..

The assistant: Mhm.

Tony: because he yelled at his science teacher for calling me 'not a real scientist '