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reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

Your right, time is precious. Nothing you do can get you more time, death is inevitable. All the more reason to live while you can.

Like Gandalf said,                                                                                              “All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

As I write my Aralas fic I keep trying to come up with ways for Aragorn to become immortal. Even though my fic is set 60+ years before FOTR, and Aragorn won't die in cannon for another 190 years, I am forced to deal with his mortality compared to the elves. 210 years is a VERY long time, but when it is compared to an elf who has already lived over a millennium, it's basically moments.

I've tried to come up with loopholes, like Eru made Tuor immortal, couldn't he do that for Aragorn? Couldn't Legolas sneak him into the undying lands like he did with Gimli in cannon? Aragorn is technically part of Elros's bloodline, so theoretically shouldn't he be able to choose between mortality and immortality like Arwen?

But in the end I keep coming back to the same place. Yes, there are plenty of ways I can make him immortal, but maybe I don't have to. Maybe in the end Aragorn dies and he and Legolas don't get to be together in the undying lands, and maybe that's okay.

When characters constantly cheat death it cheapens it, it takes away its meaning. Aragorn, and the rest of the men for that matter, were given the gift of mortality, a precious, precious gift in the eyes of Eru. Why should he give that up?

Nothing can last forever, not in life and not in fiction. Shouldn't it be enough just to enjoy it while we have it?

I just read the Silmarillion. I am confused.

Here is some Aralas from a modern AU I’m writing!

(the art was made on Ina’s Couple Creator)

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-LGBTQ+

-People from every nation

-All religions

-Dark skin people

-Asian people

-Uyghur Turks and Muslims

-People with mental disorders

-People with illness

-Neurodivergent people

I feel like Gandalf also knows that the hobbits think they are being hostile and, in addition to a nice safe challenge, he comes back to pis them off.

we make fun of thorin getting lost in the shire but you know the nazgul also had to keep asking for directions to find bag end so maybe hobbits’ city planning is just wack

More things!!!

-“My anti-depressants aren’t anti-depressing guys.”

-Game of Uno on the bus “If you put down that plus 4 I will hunt you down! I know where you live!!

- same game of uno “(Name) I MIGHT NOT KNOW WERE YOU LIVE BUT SKIP ME AND I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FIND OUT!”

- Person played a +2 and we +2ed all the way around the circle so they had a plus 10 “THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR SKIPPING ME AND WINNING LAST TIME BITCH”

-heated debates on whether our coach looked like Cindy loo hoo’s dad from the live action grinch.

- we had to break open a door to het equipment out for a meet. Shenanigans ensued when the janitor came by.

-caring the water cooler “get out of the way! H2O coming through! We bring the water to you!”

- caring benches “ow my back” “your back is old because of your old man taste in music” “ I know, next my eyes will go” “then your hearing too, tough life man.”

-“what do you mean skittles wont get me anywhere in the real world?? I can bribe people with them! Just like I bribed (name) here to let me win uno! And everyone knows uno is life”

- “look, between bagels and life I’d pick bagels.”

- *sits in corner with hood up tapping fingers evilly for 15 minutes*

Here are some things that I witnessed kids from my swim team say and do

*Someone is talking about how they’re trying to be more healthy and happy* another kid- “man, that shit dont work, settle for cocaine like the rest of us

"I’m pretty sure everyone cheated on the test last week” “I didnt” “Okay, fucking nerd”

*dude walks by in a Speedo* “damn, look at his weiner” *dude turns around to look at them* *person next to her takes a bite of their sausage on a fork*

*Drake dramatically opens the door to the pool room* IM HERE, IM QUEER, AND I DONT HAVE ANY FEARS" “OKAY DRAKE, THEN KILL THIS FUCKING SPIDER” a person hiding in a corner yells “IM HERE IM QUEER AND I HAVE ONE FEAR” *Drake runs away screaming*

“Daaaaamn, i dropped less time than emily, and shes fucking slow”

“Do you think I coukd swim fully clothed without getting in trouble?” “Abby I swear to god if you do that-” *abby proceeds to jump into the pool fully clothed* *her boyfriend screams and jumps in after her trying to save his phone that was in her pocket*

“i LiKe CrAcK” *takes bite of raw onion*

*this one person whispering* “the snack that smiles back” *whole team yelling* “GOLDFISH”

“What kind of water are hamsters supposed to swim in?” “Um, no water? They aren’t supposed to be in water” “shit…” “ROW WHAT DID YOU DO?!”

“They guys locker room is so much nicer than the girl’s” “why the fuck were you in the boys locker room Abby?” “WHY THE FUCK WAS NELSON GIVING US A TOUR OF IT, NOAH? I DONT KNOW MAYBE BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WAS HERE AND WE WANTED TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK!”

“Is that a potato chip?!” *dives into the water to get a potato chip from the bottom of the pool* *eats the really soggy potato chip* “well this dont taste good…”

*person who was sick walking past the lockers into the main part of the locker room* “WAZZUP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! DID YA MISS ME?!” “WHY DIDNT YOU DIE WHILE YOU WE’RE SICK ABBY?!” “FUCK YOU ASHLYN

Aaaand that’s all I can think of, tell me if you want a part two

Not to double post but also can we talk about the gayness in spirited

The fictional characters in my head do pay rent, but not with money. They pay with sleepless nights, anxiety that they’ll never be real, and alarming amounts of fan fiction written about them