After watching The Breakfast Club see now that this is basically The Breakfast Club, lotr. Now I really need to write this.
The fellowship is in high school
they all end up with in-school suspension for a week.
Gandalf is the teacher that watches them.
all become friends (also free the school from the tyrant of a principal Sauron, but whatever)
Frodo
freshman
Gay
He/him
has anxiety and depression
adopted by Bilbo, his rich gay uncle
best friend (and later boyfriend) is Sam
I don’t know what he did to get suspended
Sam
also a freshman
Bi
He/him
likes gardening
crushing really hard on his friend Frodo
Merry
freshman
Ace
he/him
trans
best friend with Pip
got suspended for setting off fireworks in class
Pippin
freshman
Pan
he/they
flirts with everyone
set off fireworks with Merry
stoner
Aragorn
Junior
Bi
he/him
substitutes sleep with coffee
loves horses
never washes his hair
adopted by Elrond
somehow ended up dating Legolas (has no idea how he manged to be so lucky)
probably smoking weed behind the school right now.
got suspended for pulling out a knife during school (the teachers have have no idea how he got it.)
Legolas
also a junior
He/they
Pan
has more hair produces than anything else (except maybe pictures of Aragorn)
captain of the school archery team
suspended for climbing school buildings
Gimli
Senior
what is gender?
Aro/Ace
spends as much time as they can in the art studio
got suspended for creating a real axe and bursting into a classroom saying “here’s Gimli!”
Boromir
senior
Bi
he/him
on the soccor team
a big softy
loves his little brother Faramir
pretty much adopts Merry and Pippin as so as he meets them
got suspended for starting a fight with the other jocks because he didn’t like the way they were treating people.
also toying with the Idea of Arwen being a cheerleader and falling for Eowyn, who is in a biker gang, but we’ll see. I might add more characters later if I end up writing this but this is the basics.
And it was that night The Bat Boys ™ met Madja for the first time.
You certainly usually find something, if you look. But, it is not always quite the something you were after.”
J. R. R. Tolkien
Gandalf was even kind of an outsider in Valinor. To the extent that the other Maiar noticed him at all, it was just “The weird one who’s always hanging out with Lady Nienna”.
He was, wasn't he. Glad he found a family with the fellowship.
(Sorry this took so long)
I’ve been watching LOTR crack videos for the past hour and I can’t breath. Why is this so funny?
To al of you saying you wana write this…
Go right ahead! Just give me credit please! Also, send me the link when you do! I’d want to read it!
I’m on a Newsies kick right now, so…. I may have watched livesies like 5 times this week, but what ever. I just got an idea. So you know how Spot is called the King of Brooklyn? And Race is the King of New York? AU were two kingdoms hate each other and then their two crown princes fall in love (definitely enemies to lovers) and it’s the story of Race and Spot becoming kings and hiding their love or something like that. Now I just wish I had the skill to write…
No but song of achilles hit so hard because it is patroclus telling achilles' story, his song, not that of his deeds, his glory, but the person that he was before and beneath that, it is the story of achilles as a man i- DON'T TOUCH ME I'M EMOTIONAL
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