Too Real My Friend

I feel like Barty would ask Evan the most RANDOM questions at like 3 AM.

Barty: if I died. Do you want them to surgically connect my dick to you? Like do you want my dick for your bottom surgery?

Evan: I don’t think that’s how it works.

Barty:… damn.

*Barty waking up Evan as if he just had a nightmare*

Barty: Do you think my animagus would be a horse?

Evan: Why would it be a horse?

Barty: I’m so scared of them Ev. Please say it wouldn’t be a horse.

Evan:… WHY WOULD IT BE A HORSE?

One more

Barty: When we get married, can Reg be my best man?

Evan: No.

Barty: … oh so I guess we’re not getting married then

Evan: He’s officiating it.

Barty:… fine.

i want to get my shit together so badly

i also want to just give up

You, every night.

KATNISS WAS THE SPARK THAT LIT THE FLAMES BUT HAYMITCH WAS THE FLINT STRIKER

Suzanne really came for us on a random Wednesday

TOO REAL

New year, new me, but the same obsession with the Marauders and my inability to move on from their story. Some things never change.

what do you mean it's possible that we're getting the book-accurate everlark kiss, mockingjay dress, and golden alliance soon? need this to be confirmed IMMEDIATELY.

saw this days ago but I wasn’t there yet… just got to ampert’s death. brb losing my mind.

at least one time, sirius made a “no i’m sirius” joke and regulus stabbed him.

He’s SO me bro. This was me when I was younger, I always offered to “taste test” the brown sugar when we made cookies 😭😭

wolfstar making gingerbread houses, cue sirius "taste testing" all of the ingredients and remus having to stop him from eating butter.